NO MORE MCDONALDS
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the decadent late-capitalist neoliberal bourgeoisie have colonized agriculture, and made it impossible for chickens to thrive and flourish without seeking a more hospitable working environment.
UNWELCOME VISITORS
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin the firefighters, cos we just set your house on fire and burnt your family to a crisp.
You evil capitalist bastard! Didn’t you know liberals get the bullet too?!
FOUR ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE
A priest, a rabbi, a small cafe owner and a bourgeois economics professor walk into a bar.
We smash their skulls in because each of these Nazi bastards, in their own uniquely evil way, are legitimizing capitalist structures of oppression and keeping the working latte-guzzling white male intellectual down!
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