Antifa Anti-Jokes: The First One to Laugh Gets a Whack

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the decadent late-capitalist neoliberal bourgeoisie have colonized agriculture, and made it impossible for chickens to thrive and flourish without seeking a more hospitable working environment.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Colin.

Colin who?

Colin the firefighters, cos we just set your house on fire and burnt your family to a crisp.

You evil capitalist bastard! Didn’t you know liberals get the bullet too?!

FOUR ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE

A priest, a rabbi, a small cafe owner and a bourgeois economics professor walk into a bar.

We smash their skulls in because each of these Nazi bastards, in their own uniquely evil way, are legitimizing capitalist structures of oppression and keeping the working latte-guzzling white male intellectual down!

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Author: Wallace Runnymede

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