Author: Wallace Runnymede
Richard Littlejohn and Polly Toynbee Finally Reach Consensus
This is an excerpt from the debate I hosted between Richard Littlejohn and Polly Toynbee on a well known, highly-respected and thoroughly unbiased media outlet. Have a look; just in case you, by any strange chance, managed to miss it….
Bill O’Reilly’s “Blue Sky Denialism” Controversy
Democratic politician Barney Frank may be retired now, but he’s still enjoying (as much as ever!) the witty repartee and genial jousting in the Fox News studio. Yup! A Bill O’Reilly clip has just gone viral, where the Fox commentator…
Republications Tomorrow from Another Great Satire Outlet: & Should You Cut or Grow the Pie?
I’ve written for many satire outlets in the past. One of the first ones I ever wrote for, apart from Glossy News (remember to like our Facebook page!) is The Spoof. This is one of the more prolific satire sites…
Dodgy, Machiavellian “House of Cards” Creep Thinks UKIP is Too Extreme for Him
The sinister, sleazy Creep-in-Chief from House of Cards has decided that things have gone too far. Wild as he is, even UKIP is too much.
How Did I Get our Facebook Page to Take Off? Advice for Bloggers…
It’s very important for satire sites to get a page on Facebook. So it’s not surprising that Glossy News has our own Facebook page. (Don’t forget to like it, after you’ve shared this article!) But for quite a while, our…
Human Rights in Repressive States: Pragmatism or Principle?
Saudi Arabia has received a poor rating on the Gender Index site. The 1992 Basic Law of Saudi Arabia does not guarantee gender equality.
Druids and Pagans Curiously Favourable Towards Islamic State / ISIS
Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo Bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant.
Is This the End of Daniel O’Donnell? Irish Country Music Celebrity has his Worst Scandal Yet
Everyone’s favourite cuddly and genial country singer, Daniel O’Donnell, has enraged thousands of fans in Ireland, both North and South. Apparently, the man unfortunately caricatured by malicious critics as the housewife’s favourite, is actually not in the least partial to…
David Norris Disappointed at not Coming First in “Greatest Ever Fine Gael Member” Poll
Few were surprised when, in a recent RTE poll, Michael Collins was voted best ever Fine Gael man. Indeed, it appears that many Irish people consider Collins a great man; perhaps even better than such leading lights of the party…
Smug Corbyn Interview: Liberal Lesbian Muslim Arrested for ‘Islamophobic’ Facebook Post
A lesbian Muslim from Bradford has just been arrested by the Hate Police for not being a “real Muslim.” Champagne socialists all over the country threw up their hands in horror to see the following hideous rant: