Author: Rusty
Hippocratic Oath to Hypocritic Oaf, Damp Man Left to Die
A crap-for-brains jobsworth ambulance chief refused to allow his emergency response paramedics to enter six inches of water to treat a man with a fractured spine – as it constituted a breach of heath and safety regulations. The jinxed Wilf…
New Labour Stealth Taxes Locked n’ Loaded
Secret Labour stealth taxes – rumoured to have been conjoured and drafted by old rodent features himself – Lord Peter Scandalson – aka Vermin in Ermine – are geared up to be imposed on millions of homes and totally bankrupt…
Jukebox Politician Bribed by Ukraine Oligarch
Tony Bliar, the firm favourite of his brown-nosing lackeys and stooges to become Europe’s first president now the numpty Irish have ratified the dodgy Treaty of Lisbon, is once again mired in scandal and stands accused of accepting millions of…
Written Driving Test to Ferret Fast, Furious Drivers
The current UK Driving and Vehicle Licensing Agency’s driving test theory section is proving to be nothing more than a crooked revenue generator of Ponzi / Pyramid scheme proportions for the dodgy New Labour government. The theory side of the…
Most Idiotic Nuisance 999 Calls Revealed
A Smegmadale Jewish priest, Rabbi Sheldon Scrunt, dialled 999 when staff at Manchester Airport’s W H Smuts bookstore would not allow him to use the toilet, then subsequently shit kittens when the plods turned up and arrested him for making…
Postmen’s Union Decry Canine Attacks
Police do not take pet animal attacks on postal delivery workers seriously enough, irate union leaders told press hacks during their annual Christmas piss-up at Smegmadale’s Fighting Dog and Pikey pub. The claim comes after postman Sheldon Scrunt suffered severe…
Personalised Plates Hit for Homophobia
A score of “offensive” vehicle registration plates have been withdrawn from a Smegmashire DVLA auction as they might well fall under the politically-incorrect categories of ‘homophobic’, ‘sexist’, racist’ or ‘anarchist’ and breach one or another of the new European Fascist…
Daffy Political Correctness Bans Children’s Stories
The opening words of the age-old children’s nursery rhyme ”What shall we do with the drunken sailor?” have been removed from the lyrics in yet another of the Labour government’s stupid EU-compliance nanny state “Let’s re-write history” projects. The Bonkers…
Air India Title Fight – Pilots vs Cabin Crew
Further scandal hits basket case Air India with news that pilots and cabin crew manning an international flight bound for Dehli got into an argument because the flight route had to be changed last minute because of a huge storm…
UK Stimulus Requires Peasants to Get Booze Licences
In what may well prove to be the most stupid law to be introduced since their last stupid law caused a public outcry and political brouhaha the EU’s fascist ‘Triple Six’ Department for Total Control has decided – in their…