Author: rfreed
Discovery Of Male ‘Penis Brain’ Excites Researchers
Physiological scientists have made an amazing discovery in that man (and we mean specifically ‘man’ here, not ‘wo-man’) much like the dinosaurs of ancient times, possess a second brain located in an extremity of the body. Both man and dinosaurs…
Ann Coulter’s Torrid Love Email to Radical Christian Murderer Breivik
The ever intrepid Wonki Leaks has scored another scoop with a revealing email sent by the acid blooded extreme American right winger Ann Coulter to the Norwegian mass murderer Anders Breivik. Hacked from Breivik’s email account by Rupert Murdoch himself,…
Rock Climbing- A Sport For The Daring And The Deranged
Rock Climbing: A Sport for the Daring And the Deranged – Part I Life is not interesting enough for some people, so they come up with sports like rock climbing to compensate for it. Rock climbing is the sport where…
N. Dakota Found to be Illegitimate State; Canada Seizes It
A recent disturbing discovery by a North Dakotan historian has revealed a disturbing fact about one of the least popular states in the union- the fact that it is not a state. John Rolczynski has discovered that the governor and…
EXPOSE – Artificial Recession Created to Prop Up World’s Billionaires
The current recession is a big success state stated the heads of all the multi national corporations unanimously in their secret publication The Upper Crust Of The Upper Crust. This publication is known and distributed only to those possessing more…
We Should Have Let The Debt Deadline Pass
We have missed a great opportunity. Instead of passing a debt ceiling agreement, we should have just let the poop hit the fan and let everything fall though. Bills would go unpaid- then we would learn what our true priorities…
Palin and Bachman Go Mano-A-Mano in Nude Mud Wrestling Fundraiser
Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman bared all in a girl’s all-nude wrestling match to raise money for the Republican Party’s ‘Go For The Gold’ Presidential race. The girls decided they would put their greatest ‘ass’-ets out in public for the…
Park Rangers and Bears in Cahoots Against Denali Park Hikers
For those wishing to explore the back country of Denali National Park in Alaska, one of the requirements that park rangers insist upon is that avid hikers pack their food in a bear-proof container. Unfortunately, this small, barrel-shaped container also…
A Gastronomical Guide To Ghastly American Foods
There are many who come to our American shores think they are arriving at a Shangri-La where everyone dines off a silver spoon and delicious, filling, nutritious meals are only a refrigerator away from their satin bedecked table. Many possessing…
Halp Mee, Mi Branes Gott Suked Out
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