Author: rfreed
Shocking: “Birds And Bees” Explained Around The World
At some point in every parent’s life, there comes a time when they must explain that very fundamental but mysterious and appealing fact of life to their offspring–the sex act. (Image courtesy of the brilliant folks at SaintGasoline.com.) Not an…
Steve Tyler Of Aerosmith Has Published His Autobiography
Erstwhile rocker and latter day Idol judge replacement Stephen Tyler has announced that he will soon release an autobiography. It’s quite an accomplishment, considering he’s never read a book in his life, but critics have already begun to pan the…
Darkest Horse in the Race Officially Announces Candidacy For President
The following missive was delivered soaking wet with mud stains to the local publisher of dead, compressed tree pulp with black ink smathered across it: Dear Aspen Daily News, It is a great grievance to me to have not been…
Bin Ladens First Day In Heaven
Hey! Where’s Allah at? I got something to say to him. Who are you? Buddha? Buddha! What the Hell! Hey, where’s my 47 virgins? Man, what’s up? Its hotter here than Afghanistan!
A Dire Warning To Prince William Before His Ill-Fated Marriage
The following is a letter recently received by his Royal Highness Prince Williams of England concerning his upcoming wedding to the commoner Kate Middleton: Dearest, most exalted, Royal Highness Prince Williams, It is out of the utmost duty that I…
Mr. Trump- Being Overbearingly Arrogant Alone Is Not Enough Of The Character Fiber Needed To Be President
Dick Cheney Voted ‘Worst President Of All Time”
Polling across the world has indicated that many people, especially in America, consider Dick Cheney to be “the worst President in history.’ Cheney, using someone named ‘Bush’ as a front man, controlled and manipulated U.S. political procedure to the point…
Taliban Starts Rightist Evangelical Branch in U.S.
The Taliban, recognizing the similarities between their doctrines and that of the Christian Right, have started an Evangelical Taliban branch in the U.S. Spokesman Tali Wozati stated “Although Christian fundamentalists are heathen dogs who will burn in Hell fire for…
Wonki-Leak #264: FOX News E-mail Instructs Interns on ‘Doctoring’ the Truth
WONKI-LEAKS #264 Our team of ever intrepid hackers have recently managed to intercept the following instructions being given to new FOX interns via e-mail as they help the massive television and radio giant prepare the scripted material for their pundits…