Author: rfreed
Sony Counter-Hacks North Korea: All 23 Computers Go Dark
On December 21st the entire Internet in North Korea was shut down by a major cyber attack. (Note- a major cyber attack in the Communist state would be the equivalent of accidentally pulling out your plug on an old Commodore…
North Korea Bankrupt After Costs from Sony Hack
North Korea has gone bankrupt from its massive hacking assault on Sony Pictures. The intrusion into the depths of Sony’s Corporation was ignited by their new film ‘The Interview’ which features two bumbling tabloid newsmen who are given the mission…
Before Ferguson & Choking Death Of Eric Garner There Was Clifford Glover
At dawn on April 28th in 1973 Add Armstead, a black resident of Queens, New York, and his girlfriend’s son Clifford were walking down the street on the way to his weekend work at junkyard. Suddenly a car pulls up…
Certain ‘Forces’ Send In The Cheney To Take Care Of Lame Duck Government.
Eager to take over the U.S. government as swiftly as possible after winning major seats in the Senate and Legislature, ‘certain forces’ within our system have called on a specialist to rid the organization of its ‘lame duck’ elements. Operating…
Scoop: Glossy News Gets Script from New Disney Star Wars Movie
Forget the stingy, 88-minute trailer just put out, we got the real scoop! Our intrepid, rat-like reporters just got the biggest story of the whole millennium (and that includes the Millennium Falcon!)- we copped the script from the new Star…
Black Friday – The Evil American Plot To Destroy Britain Is A Success
Friday, November 28th 2014 will reign as a black day in British history, black not only for the dark deeds done on that day but also for the foul American import that caused them- BLACK FRIDAY! Long accustomed to importing…
Rich And Poor State What They Have To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving- Mostly the Rich
“I am thankful that I have a job even though I have to work today ’cause my boss told me too.” said Chad Shafted in a slight break between customers at 11 at night at the Des Plains Walmart in…
For Once I Agree With The Republicans – Immigration
I am glad Obama is finally standing up to the Republicans who have been kneecapping him since day one of his Presidency. It is just too bad that it isn’t over a better subject- immigration. The truth is- the boat…
Scoop: Glossy News Is The First With A Photo Of The New Star Trek Series And Its Stars
A leak in the security of the new Star Trek series has provided Glossy with a peek at the highly anticipated show. As you can see the players will be wearing an all new design of Star Fleet uniforms and,…
How Is An American Treated When He Tries To Get a Job in Mexico?
Much ado is made of the treatment of Latin Americans coming across our borders looking for illegal work. But what happens when an American goes to Mexico to get a job. Roses are not exactly strewn across his path either….