Author: Reverend Mike

@rev_rend Reverend Mike is a contributing editor for Glossy News. He was a Combat Chaplain with the Soviet Red Army in the 1980s. A career which he describes as an 'unappreciated field of endeavor'. He later worked as an Information Officer with the TASS News Agency on assignment in White Sands, NM. The collapse of the Soviet Union left him unemployed and homeless. He survived by selling magazine subscriptions door to door disguised as a college coed. He was later kidnapped and taken to Shanghai where he was sold into a white slavery ring. He lived as a concubine for a Japanese music industry mogul until 2002 when a wardrobe malfunction revealed his true identity. He found himself homeless and unemployed again, with only his collection of Polaroid snap shots. Reverend Mike has since scraped together a meagre living by blackmailing Japanese industrialists. Reverend Mike lives in a small 5 bedroom penthouse flat overlooking Central Park in New York City. His hobbies include exotic motorcycles, supermodels and owning small nations....
Posted in World News

2009 Glossy News Erratta … err Errata & Errors a Plenty

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: December 28, 2009  3 Comments on 2009 Glossy News Erratta … err Errata & Errors a Plenty

The Glossy News, in an effort to bring you the finest, most accurate and comprehensive news available, has compiled this errata information after a review of articles published in 2009. Although we do technically wish to apologize for any errors…

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Posted in Politics

Glossy News Denies Black President Hoax

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: December 24, 2009

Toronto – A spokesperson for the Glossy News in Toronto this morning denied allegations that the Seattle-based news service fabricated the now famous story that a black man had won the US Presidential Race in 2008. The Toronto Sun Times…

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Posted in World News

Is the US Losing its Patience with Canada?

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: December 23, 2009  1 Comment on Is the US Losing its Patience with Canada?

Paris, TX — Canada, once one of America’s staunchest allies in North America and a bulwark against growing aboriginal unrest and encroachment of the Scandinavian powers, continues to befuddle the West. In the 1950s, 60s, and 70s Canada, with the…

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Posted in Music

Tiger Records Rock Album in Effort to Change Image

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: December 22, 2009

Miami Beach FL (GlossyNews) – As the great Jerry Lee Lewis once sang: “Too much love drives a man insane.” Tiger Woods took a page from the Killer’s book last week and finished recording his own solo album. The 14…

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Posted in Science

Scientists Would Store Radioactive Waste In Your Yard

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: December 19, 2009

Cambridge MA (GlossyNews) — Scientists in a leading institute of technology announced this week that they are making headway into a bold new way to store radioactive waste. Stepping back from creating huge ‘landfills’ of radioactive waste, two scientists are…

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Posted in Politics

Senate Hands Control of Health Care Reform to Private Citizen

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: December 19, 2009

Hoboken NJ — In an effort to provide the best possible universal health care coverage to American Citizens, the Senate today released a new, surprise, Health Care Plan where all coverage will be provided through the ‘Bill Whiddel Insurance Agency’….

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Posted in Biz News

New Construction Soars as Contractors Build without Buyers

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: December 17, 2009

Houston (GlossyNews Exclusive) — Housing starts all over the country have soared in the last two weeks as general contractors near you went back to work building with a vengance. Only problem is — there are no buyers. Already over…

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Posted in Religionism

Oral Roberts Moves to Heaven in 3-Way Yankees/Phillies Trade

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: December 16, 2009

Tulsa — Granville Oral Roberts was traded to heaven in a reported three-way deal with the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies, one of whom reportedly stated after the World Series, “I’d sell my soul to play for the…

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