Author: Dexter Sinistri
Arizona to Experience Worst Coastal Flooding in Decades
TEMPE — Meteorologists agree that the storm surge, combined with the seasonal monsoon already covering Arizona, could mean the worst flooding coastal Arizona has seen in more than a generation. “Well we’ve already been seeing rainfall of over one inch…
Kyoto Protocol – What Has It Achieved? (INFOGRAPHIC)
With the Kyoto Protocol’s expiration in 2012, InfoProductReview.org have taken CO2 emissions data from the UN and PBL to assess its impact so far. Sadly, the data shows that while there have been more successes that failures amongst nations with…
KKK Allows More Gays than Boy Scouts
The Boy Scouts of America has announced that they are considering thinking about the possibility of forming an exploratory committee to allow gays among their ranks. But the Klan has been doing that for decades. Boy Scouts of America has…
Florida Governor Rick Scott Battling Leukemia
Following months of speculation, the governor’s office has this morning confirmed what red-blooded, God-fearing Americans have long suspected. He’s a sick and dying man. “I’ve always fought hard against the ills that plague us, but I’m more comfortable when it’s…
Pro-Gunners Disapprove Label “Sandy Hookers”
In an unsurprising turn of events, the pro-gunners like Wayne LaPierre of the NRA have come out publicly to insist they do not like being called “Sandy Hookers”. They have also said they don’t like being called “pro-gunners”. “Just because…
Conservative Decorator Caught Gerrymandering Furniture
Gobbler’s Knob, PA – Conservative decorator William James has long been a fixture in this town with his drab color schemes and patriotic flag motifs. Scandal erupted this week when it was alleged that he gerrymandered furniture to better suit…
SEATTLE: Wanted – Gun, Working or Not $100-$200
Are you in Seattle, or close enough to drive? Would like to take that gun off your hands, no questions asked. Will give you a $100-$200 Amazon gift card for it. Just bring it to me. Okay, not me, but…
NRA: Recent Home Shooting Proves we Should Arm All Homes
Our nation was rocked this week when it was discovered that three minors and two adults were murdered in a spree shooting in New Mexico, prompting the NRA to declare that all homes should have an armed guard. Bernalillo County…
Proof Horoscopes Are Bunk: The Random Horoscope Generator
I’ve known these things were bogus since I was in about 6th grade, shortly after my librarian taught me about Barnum statements. This page proves it. From there I learned about math and probability and realized that there’s zero chance…
Dean Chambers: A Look Into the Next 10 Years (Part 6)
Todays entry in our predictions from the future series comes from Dean Chambers, the conservative blogger and statistician famous for his staunchly pro-Romney predictions during the 2012 presidential election. His expertise is in politics, so these are largely political predictions…