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The Living Death of Theresa May: How Long Can London’s Most Notorious Political Zombie Cling On?
George Osborne notoriously (some would say renownedly!) compared Theresa May to a ‘dead woman walking.’ But it’s worse. It’s far, far worse. People are even comparing her to Anthony Eden, often considered the worst PM in UK history; although Tony…
Brexit Disco Classic! Theresa May Little Mix Parody: S/O 2 Mein Ex!
After Ann Widdecomber’s notorious Strictly Come Dancing disaster, centrist Tory Theresa May pulled a Trudeau with some epic Dad dancing in South Africa. But the UK’s dancing queen has now gone further, and covered universally respected mainstream girlpop collective Little…
Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”
Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest blunder yet seems to demonstrate she has about as much self-understanding and self-irony as notorious chemically-insane world-historical fantasist Tony Blair! I am quite…
Feeble & Unstable: An Ode To Theresa May’s Weak & Wobbly Brexit!
Theresa the Appeaser No Brussels lout could ever Dare corrupt and sleaze ‘er There was no reason to fill her pockets, darkly
Cyberfascists Have Taken Over the UK: What Will Theresa May Do?
A few days ago, on Facebook, I had a little mini-rant about a Conservative MP’s decision to contact a number of UK universities, “asking them to declare what they are teaching their students about Brexit and to provide a list…
‘Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitist’ Theresa May Slammed by Rival Gang of Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitists
Theresa May’s Brexit negotiations have just hit a sour note with accusations by a gang of undemocratic, over-privileged elitists that May and her party are a gang of undemocratic, over-privileged elitists.
Theresa May Resigns, Becomes Guardian Editor
Conservative Party leader Theresa May is tired of endless harassment from voters and grubby hard-right red-top hacks (like George Osborne of the Evening Standard). So, she has decided her career in politics is no longer a worthwhile pursuit. Notable left-wing…
Theresa May to Rename Conservative Party ‘National-Socialist Party’
After her recent ‘success’ with the notorious Snooper’s Charter, Theresa ‘Jihadi Tess’ May is now planning to conduct yet another Cameroneque image change for her right-wing party, the Conservatives. One anonymous source close to the eagle’s mouth tells me:
Theresa May: ‘Win the Hearts of Moderate Homosexual Community’
Apparently, because Theresa May is from the Conservative Party, she has the dispiriting responsibility of reluctantly assimilating individuals in a rather more blunt and crude way than Labour or Lib Dems. So she has sworn to “engage with the moderate…
The Enduring Mystery of May… At a Time of National Crisis, Why Choose a WEAK LEADER?!?!?!
As Spaffer Johnson continue to reel and giddy-up in his inimitably flamboyant manner, I still wonder sometimes if May was set up. Hard to prove it either way. Still, it’s almost as if the boy’s club might have come to…