Year: 2019
Abū Bakr al-Baghdadi’s Hobbies (in Addition to Bombs!)
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi may have achieved notoriety for his leadership of the Islamic State, however his friends and family knew him as a man of many hobbies and interests. Aside from enjoying a brief flirtation with campanology, the now-deceased chief…
New Type Of Vampire Discovered (And They’re Haunting Your Bank!)
A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered that has begun a feeding frenzy throughout the world. The horrifying part is that it haunts the least likely of places – your local bank! This vampire is a new one…
Four Kinds of People: A Jungian Approach to Childhood, Personality & Politics!
I have devised a psychoanalytical model than can link childhood experience, personality and political views together. Two axes: mother/father, kill/nurture. Read on to find out more! Which one are you, and how many people can you name who belong to…
Boris Johnson SUPER GAFFE! “Neo-Nazi Terrorists are a Terrible Drain on Our Prison System”
Fiscally responsible coke-ridden cockwomble Boris Johnson has furiously denounced Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘grossly opportunistic and uncompassionate‘ calls for a zero-tolerance approach to white supremacist terrorism.
Season’s Casualties: Three Victims
ED: Welcome to Linda Boroff! She’s also written in McSweeney’s, Gawker, The Guardian and many other publications. The Annual Death of Frosty the Snowman Watching Frosty, that merry soul, waste away under the sun’s relentless onslaught was one of winter’s…
NOOOOOO! World’s Philanthropists Mourn Death of Orange Kool Aid Lunatic!😢😢😢😢
After decades of bad PR from a number of the most disreputable celebrities on Earth, America’s best-loved soft drinks company is finally getting rid of their universally beloved mascot. There is one drink, and one drink only, that offers such…
Amazon is Selling Massive Bean Bags
A bean bag is a cloth bag that is filled with polystyrene or thermocol beans or even air in which case it’s an inflatable bean bag and is used as a seat. They come in different sizes and the outside…
Casino Bonuses in Scandinavia
When it comes to online gaming, so namely casino bonuses are those temptations that keep players interested and bring them back to their favorite site again and again. So where you can find these exclusive casino bonus offers? How much…
Trump Renames Pardoned Turkeys “High Crimes & Misdemeanors”
President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump participated in the annual turkey pardon on Tuesday afternoon in the White House Rose Garden. Justice was served alongside stuffing and cranberry sauce, as Trump made his official decision. For the second…
Top 4 In-Demand Startup Jobs To Keep An Eye On
Let’s say you are getting ready to graduate from business school and you are eager to bring your own contribution to the world of business. Or you are interested in changing your current job for a number of reasons. Whatever…