Month: November 2018
White House Releases New Press Corps Rules
Washington, DC- Fresh off a U.S. District Court ruling that forced the Trump Administration to return the press pass of CNN chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced new rules of conduct for reporters on…
Republicans Outperform in Midterms, Russian Hackers Escape Blame
Kiev, Ukraine – Comparing the results to what pollsters had predicted in the lead up to Election Day, politicans and journalists have generally concluded that, with few exceptions, Republicans outperformed expectations by several percentage points.
Suicide May Be Rational, But it is NEVER Reasonable
Suicide may be the ‘rational’ thing to do. It may be ‘expedient.’ It may be perfectly in accordance with worldly wisdom, and perfectly in line with worldly morality. But worldly wisdom and worldly morality are incomplete for a reason.
Mistaken Identity Possible Cause of ‘Orange Julius’ Mall Riot In Florida
(Part 3 of 3) Central, Fl- Strange accounts are emerging this afternoon, after Central Police released three people suspected of participation in a riot Friday night which lead to a four hour ordeal that ended with teargas,numerous arrests, injuries and…
Secret Service Investigate Florida ‘Orange Julius’ Mall Riot
(Part 2 of 3) Central, Fl- Federal authorities, including members of the FBI and the Secret Service, have apparently joined the laundry list of law enforcement agencies investigating a riot that took place at the Sunset Mall Friday evening. Early…
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No, I haven’t got my kit off… Yet. Oh, however will you cope! But here are some pretty damn ‘bijiao sexual’ videos of mine on the Youtube! (If you don’t know what ‘bijiao sexual’ means, ask Captain Marriott! If you…
Florida Man Vs. Orange Julius Kiosk
(Part 1 of 3) Central, Fl- Central Police were forced to break out the riot gear, after violence erupted inside a suburban mall early Friday night. Wilmont Clemmons, 33, of Clear, Fl was booked on charges of Disturbing the Peace,…
Tucker Carlson Declares War Against Color… Specifically Blue
Washington, DC- Viewers of Fox News Networks Tucker Carlson Tonight have grown accustomed to the prime time host’s fiery brand of socially driven commentary, since his show replaced the popular O’Reilly Factor earlier this year. Carlson proved to the world…
My Exciting New Youtube Channel! Please Subscribe Now! (May MUST Go!)
Whew! Can you believe I finally got my camera working! Turns out I needed the proper camera software; not just the driver! Anyway, it’s finally done now! The picture is actually cleaner than I thought, although not the most vibrant;…
Fools’ God: A Rant by Rashad the Cackler
[The homeless old man, Rashad the Cackler is back with another rant. Enjoy as he spills his guts to passersby on a big city, American street corner.] Laugh at the homeless wreck of a man who stands before you! Wrinkle…