Year: 2017
How Bridges Are Really Made
Bridges Bridges span everything from troubled waters to Terabithia, and are a major important, but how they really made? WHERE DO BRIDGE? First, political leaders identify a place where bridges done need to be made. They do this by looking…
Warning: You may already be exposed to T.R.U.M.P. Disorder
Over the past 18 months a previously unknown but highly dangerous psychiatric disorder has spread across the entire United States. It is now considered by medical experts to be our nation’s most nefarious mental health problem. This malady’s scientific name…
Fifteen Signs Your Husband is Thinking of Voting Republican
l) “The Art of the Deal” is the first item on his Amazon wish list. 2) He’s changed his password to “BigHands.” 3) The bumper sticker on his car says WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR HONOR STUDENT? I LOVE THE UNEDUCATED.
Exhausted SLAPP States beg Litigants: Stop Frivolous Anti-2016 Lawsuits Flood
Yesterday, we found out the butthurt DNC wanted to sue 2016 (!) As with other recent dodgy dealings with the Democratic and Republican establishments, this astonishing act of presumption has set an alarming precedent. And now, it seems everyone else…
Butthurt DNC Idiots Decide to Sue 2016
After watching John Oliver’s ‘Fuck you 2016’ Skit, DNC ‘Ideas Man’ John Podesta decided it wasn’t good enough to just sit and unconstructively rant about 2016. Politics is not about mere sentiment, but about practical reality. Why don’t we sue…
Epic Album Dream Team: Charles Manson Joins Kanye Turbo Grafx 16 Family
Kanye West has once again surprised his fans and critics alike by announcing plans to collaborate with the infamous serial killer Charles Manson on an upcoming album. Turbo Grafx 16 promises to be the most edgy and non-conformist albums yet…
Hot Off the Press: Donald Trump Sex Scandal (& First Executive Order)
Immediately following his inauguration, President Donald J. Trump issued his first executive order; demanding records from AT&T, Comcast and other Internet Service Providers for anyone who has ever googled naked pictures of Melania Trump.
Award Winning Dick Feted in California
Jerry Brown, the aging governor of California, addressed a special session of the state legislature yesterday to nominate Dick Blum, the husband of Senator Dianne Feinstein, to receive this year’s prestigious Charles Crocker Award. Crocker is the well-known Robber Baron…
Spreading Elucidation
© 2017 Tom Skulldaney Taking sides to champion our own political heroes is like hawking gangrene as the cure for psoriasis. The only side we should take is our own and stay tough on those we’ve allowed to lead us….
Trudeau Eulogies: The Fun Never Ends
ADOLF HITLER Adolf Hitler did many things that we, as 21st century, progressive, tolerant, metropolitan Canadians, find difficult to accept. But Hitler did stand firm against the Red Army, preventing them from swamping Europe and perpetrating the hideous mass atrocities…