Month: August 2016
Man Discovers Awful Truth, Shames Mass Media
WASHINGTON, D.C. 2017—Gerald Humphrey’s profound discovery began when he realized the American mainstream media’s treatment of Donald Trump’s Republican campaign for the presidency contrasted sharply with reality. “CNN, the Associated Press, the New York Times, and all the other major…
Mother with Son ‘Bit Rough Around the Edges’ Endorses Hillary
Some are saying that the choice between Clinton and Trump really is an impossible one. An orange hued racist demagogue versus a blonde haired, blue eyed creepy Aryan interventionist. However, proud Mum Cabernet-Sauvignon Baxter of Brixton, London has just done…
4K Glossy News Podcast 058 (8-29-16)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back again. With special guest Jason V. Jones and Justyn Confer. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are…
Star Sign Reassignment Continues To Promote Controversy
Astrologers remain divided about the increasing number of people choosing to undergo Star Sign Reassignment. As little as ten years ago it was believed that natal charts were fixed at the time of birth, and that lives would inevitably follow…
Another Political First – The First VP Candidate named TIM
Hello. Tim Jones here. This presidential election year is historic in several ways. It is the first time in US history that: • a woman has been nominated by a major political party as their presidential candidate • a major…
Breaking News: Obama Caused World War II, According to Trump
[Author’s Note: Tim Jones of the news website Glossy News, in an exclusive interview with Donald Trump, asked the presidential candidate to clarify his claim that President Obama was the “Founder of Isis.” Below is an excerpt from this revealing…
4K Glossy News Podcast 057 (8-22-16)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with special in-studio guests Jason V. Jones and Justyn Confer. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here…
4K Glossy News Podcast 056 (8-15-16)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back again. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are just some of the topics covered in the the…
4K Glossy News Podcast 055 (8-8-16)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back again. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are just some of the topics covered in the the…
Yorkshire Icepick Weekend: 6 Interesting Things I Learned from the Hyde Park Trots
Here are several hilarious scientific-socialite shitticisms I learned not so long ago from the Hyde Park Radical Hipster Kool-Aid Community of Yorkshire. (By the way, before you ask, yes: they were all bitter, middle aged white boys with a massive,…