Month: April 2013
Hay is For Horses, But Some More than Others (comic)
What happens between horses when no one is looking. No, not that. They do that in plain sight. They’re unabashed, and well they should be, they’re hung like horses. Click on the Comic to see it in full-size.
Cabbie Knows This One Shortcut That Will Get Local Man There in 2 to 45 Minutes
INDIANAPOLIS – Picking up local man Adrian Welles Thursday, experienced cab driver Eric McNichol professed to know this one shortcut that would get his passenger to the center of Indianapolis in around 2 to 45 minutes. Welles’ suggestion that “we…
Intra-office Battle Heats Up, and Then Some (comic)
We’ve all been there. Upset Dave in shipping? Make enemies with Rebecca in accounts payable? Rub the HR lady the wrong way, which is especially tricky when you rub her during the sensitivity training course. This whole comic kind of…
Most of Local Man’s Afternoon Spent Pressing 9 for More Options
INDIANAPOLIS – Attempting to pay a past due balance on his cell phone bill Monday, Indianapolis resident Patrick Overton spent the better part of this afternoon, which could otherwise have been devoted to finally getting around to fixing that shed…
Shakespeare Behind Bars- The Untold Story
True historical information- A historical research group in Wales has unearthed evidence that one William Shakespeare, father of famous theatrical plays known throughout the world, was also a business cheat. Click image to see the curious bard full-size. Records have…
Bing Wants You to Bing Bing to Find Out About Bing (comic)
Google spends somewhere between virtually and literally nothing promoting their search business, but Microsoft spends tens of millions pushing Bing, and just about nobody is buying it. I’ve tried it myself. It returns ‘pretty good’ but not great results. You…
Tornado Causes Widespread Improvement Across Central Indiana
ANDERSON – A violent tornado that ripped through the heartland of America yesterday has left thousands of damaged homes looking slightly better than they did before the catastrophe. A level-3 warning was issued on Monday ahead of projected storms and…
Report: Man Fails to Give Damn
OCEAN CITY – Family, relatives, and friends are in mourning after a man announced he does not give a damn about life, the universe, or anything. Morgan Carlyle, 46, made the announcement as he left his job at Burger Blast…
Man Unveils Amazing Talking Dog (comic)
You’ve seen them before. Talking dogs and cats on YouTube. Well this guy has actually got one, though his vocabulary is admittedly a tad limited. Click on the image to see it full-sized.
God Gay
In a stunning revelation that is set to turn the Christian world on its head, Almighty God has admitted that He is a homosexual. The Lord Above also talked at length about the “steamy and tumultuous relationship” He has had…