Month: August 2011
Disinterested Wife on Period 21-days/month
Despite math, science and medicine being against her, newlywed Jerilyn Thomas, who has body issues and a noted lack of sexual interest, continues to insist that she is “on her period” a solid 21-days per month, much to the consternation…
N. Dakota Found to be Illegitimate State; Canada Seizes It
A recent disturbing discovery by a North Dakotan historian has revealed a disturbing fact about one of the least popular states in the union- the fact that it is not a state. John Rolczynski has discovered that the governor and…
Media Hosts Fear Hyperbole Has Desensitized Viewers and Destroyed Credibility
MediaWatch has concluded a study asking cable news media hosts to rate their performance in reporting on the debt ceiling talks in Washington. A whopping 67% of MSNBC hosts believe they have pushed the envelope too far and are fearful…
EXPOSE – Artificial Recession Created to Prop Up World’s Billionaires
The current recession is a big success state stated the heads of all the multi national corporations unanimously in their secret publication The Upper Crust Of The Upper Crust. This publication is known and distributed only to those possessing more…
Caddy Breaks Silence on Obama-Boehner Debt Ceiling Golf Match
Breaking now to The Daily Trough: a caddy in the important Obama-Boehner June golf meeting at Andrews AFB has come forward with information on the current impasse between both leaders. This caddy strongly resembles Paul Krugman but said this appearance…
Debt Ceiling Debate Came Down to Rock, Paper, Scissors
EDITOR’S NOTE: ARTICLE WRITTEN BEFORE AGREEMENT WAS REACHED – After recent discussions in Congress over John Boehner and Harry Reid’s plans to solve the debt ceiling crisis dissolved into gavel smashing and cross-aisle spitting, political analysts have predicted that the…
We Should Have Let The Debt Deadline Pass
We have missed a great opportunity. Instead of passing a debt ceiling agreement, we should have just let the poop hit the fan and let everything fall though. Bills would go unpaid- then we would learn what our true priorities…
First Weiner, Now Boehner, Caught Pants Down
In what can only be described as a doubly penetrating scandal, pictures have now emerged of an exposed Boehner. According to a source close to Boehner, the politician is currently involved in a scandal involving emails sent to a 68-year-old…
Geithner Quits in Preparation for Jersey Shore
Under heavy pressure, mainly from the freshman Tea Party Representatives, Timothy Geithner admitted that while his August 2nd deadline for raising the debt ceiling was not arbitrary, it was hardly fiscally driven. Geithner acknowledged that after August 2nd, his full…
Adam Lambert Spelled Backwards is Difficult to Pronounce
Most people have not taken the time to wonder what would happen if you spelled Adam Lambert’s name backwards. Mostly because it doesn’t really spell anything. Trebmal Mada may be a word in a foreign language. It could translate to…