Month: February 2010
Pot Growers Hire PR Firm to Develop Marijuana Marketing Plan
Los Angeles, CA – “The times, they are a changin’, again,” remarked Henry “Pops” Champion to a group of medical marijuana clinic owners and pot growers who all agree that it is time to finally pull out all the stops…
Kevin Smith Made to Purchase Two Seats at Sushi Bar
LOS ANGELES – The next time Kevin Smith visits If It Smells Like Fish, his favorite sushi bar in L.A., he will have to purchase two seats. According to a source close to Mr. Smith—or as close to him as…
David Cassidy More Popular than Sarah Palin?
Chicago, IL (GlossyNews) — The Republican National Committee (RNC), in a move that now appears to have backfired, recently conducted a number of related polls designed to demonstrate the popularity of Sarah Palin. The RNC refuses to release the data…
Book Excerpt – Chicken Butt; The Story of a Man (2 of 4)
(Book Excerpt) Chicken Butt – being a chicken and all – was scared of many things; commitment, asserting himself, spiders, rodents, insects with more than two legs, household pets, domestic animals, public transportation, public restrooms, flea markets, grocery stores, supermarkets, almost all types of salads, computer games, video games…
Free Penis Enlargement Tips for Glossy News Readers
A number of web forums have been requesting articles about penis enlargement, all man are asking themselves; can your penis shrink for real? As a public service to the readers of this website, for whom we believe there is a…
Sarah Palin Is a Woman for All Seasons
Sarah Palin has been called many things: touchstone, villain, heroine, MILF, you name it. What cannot be denied, however, is the fact that Palin is a towering public figure—the sort of lightning rod that people are willing to dance with…
PETA Wants Tilikum the Killer Whale Tried As a Dolphin
NORFOLK, Vir. – PETA has served notice to SeaWorld attorneys that it plans to file an amicus Delphinidae brief in a Florida district court on behalf of Tilikum, the so-called “killer whale,” who is suspected of drowning one of his…
Sarah Palin Responds to Tard Complaints – FAIL
Sarah Palin is not one to be drawn in to media complaints, but she’s exactly one to respond to these issues when they accost her directly. Sure, Family Guy made fun of persons of mental disability in past years, but,…
Bush/Cheney 2012 – The Next Generation
Dick Cheney is said to be planning a not-so-surprise comeback for the 2012 presidential election, and he’s doing it this time vicariously through his daughter, Liz Cheney. Due to his dissatisfaction with the way the conservative party has so far…
Taylor Swift Opening a Chain of Anal Bleaching Salons
NASHVILLE – Country artist Taylor Swift, 20, announced to her fan site T-SWIFT.COM yesterday that she plans to open a chain of anal bleaching salons this summer. Ms. Swift, who turns her frequent two-month romances into popular songs, will cut…