Month: February 2010
Wounded Rapist Demands Tougher Gun Control Laws
Philadelphia, PA (GlossyNews): An unnamed accused serial rapist demanded tougher gun control laws from his hospital bed in suburban Philadelphia earlier today, just hours after being admitted by police for a gun shot wound incurred while attempting to assault a…
Impeached Illinois Governor to Speak at Northwestern on Ethics
Former Illinois Governor, Milorad “Rod” Blagojevich, impeached for trying to sell President Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat in 2008, and convicted on several federal conspiracy charges including “pay to play” schemes, has been asked to speak by a group of…
Sen. Bob Dole Hospitalized: Dozens of Blue Pills Found Bedside
KANSAS CITY, MO (GlossyNews) — Former Sen. Bob Dole was hospitalized briefly this week, but is recovering comfortably at the Walter Reed Army Medical Center. Dole is an attorney and retired United States Senator from Kansas. Today, Dole is more…
Winter Olympics Surprisingly Teach Americans Geography
The Winter Olympics in Vancouver have obviously taught us all some important lessons about bobsled safety and 40 million dollar opening ceremonies. However, some Americans are learning more than they ever expected from the Olympic coverage. Americans, globally renowned for…
Undercover Boss a Perfectly Fine Show, But it Could Be Great
This season CBS premiered their newest real-life reality show (as opposed to a scripted, obviously fake one,) and it’s so far shaped up to be pretty darn good. It’s called Undercover Boss and it purports to show the experience of…
A New Recipe to Try Out at Home – Compost Soup
A Portland Oregon group shared a recipe for compost soup on National Public Radio. Although thoroughly organic, it was however not your normal culinary delight,. You could call it ‘getting back to the earth’ in a big way, although dying…
Do Tea Partiers Still Pretend to Miss Georgey Bush?
A sign board has appeared along a Minnesota road asking passerby’s if they miss the days of George W. Bush’s presidential rule. Apparently times are so bad for some that they will go to that length in nostalgia. Some seem…
Any Publicity is Good Publicity, Says Toyota
Brian and company, kindly include all my excerpts since you don’t do captioning and thats one of my strong points.
Thanks to the recall some jackass who didn’t know about us would like test drive us-just for the rush of a sticking brake and gas pedal, coupled clutch at 90mph
Atheists Getting Ready to Cash in on The Rapture
In a post-rapture world, it is believed that atheists and agnostics may be faced with horrendous living conditions on Earth. However, it doesn’t have to be the end of the world. With pre- and post-rapture business opportunities already beginning to…
Alan Jackson’s Problem w/ World Geography Spurs Reform in Georgia Schools
NEWNAN, GA — In a report issued by the Institute of Southern Studies, teachers in the South have become the largest casualties of the recession. According to researchers, the study “finds that many schools, especially in the South, are slashing…