Category: Politics
Random Thoughts (V): Not All Pacifists are Created Equal
Pacifism and Perfectionism It is necessary to distinguish between a conscientious objection where one refuses to serve in the Armed forces; versus a kind of intrusive, interventionist and deeply sanctimonious hyper-pacifism which would snatch the gun from the hand of…
How to Make a Donald Trump Rant in Five Easy Steps (It’s Really Simple)
Ever wanted to be just like the Donald? Well now you can rant as much as you like! Just follow this simple formula…
Hillary Clinton Defends Crimes Against Humanity & Genocide
Hillary Clinton has provided some typically sophistical responses to old One Tongue Johnny’s recent arguments against ‘the Globalist-Humanitarian jargon of “Crimes Against Humanity” and “Genocide.”‘ Let’s hope we can keep her on topic; I know she has a habit to digress…
Emerging Corpse? What Will Finally Become of the Alt-Left?
DIOGENES: The Alt-Left is done! KARL: No. The Alternative Left or ‘Alt-Left’ is an emerging political and ideological movement that is still in flux, and has not yet fully crystallized. Your one-sided expectations are entirely undialectical!
The Creature of American Democracy Battered & Hunted under President Trump
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—American democracy has been badly injured and is in hiding as a result of Donald Trump’s being elected president of the United States. There have since been scattered sightings of Democracy across the country. At midnight in Pasadena,…
Trump’s Apocrypha: The Lost Chapters of the Art of the Deal
The Art of the Deal originally was a much larger book; however, the dishonest fake news media, liberal Hollywood elites and DC Swamp managed to successfully suppress the very best chapters of the book.
Antifa Anti-Jokes: The First One to Laugh Gets a Whack
NO MORE MCDONALDS Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the decadent late-capitalist neoliberal bourgeoisie have colonized agriculture, and made it impossible for chickens to thrive and flourish without seeking a more hospitable working environment.
Labour MP Naz Shah Tells Yazidi ISIS Victims to ‘Shut Up’
After recently retweeting a comment saying Rotherham rape victims should shut up for the good of diversity, prominent George Galloway critic and moderate socialist intellectual Naz Shah has ended up in even bigger trouble. A satirical Twitter account, parodying prominent…
President Trump Murders Alt Right Conservatives, their Ghosts still Support him
Dateline: TRUMPLAND—After President Trump ordered that all of his alt right supporters be systematically murdered, their ghosts said that they still support the president. Mr. Trump tweeted that he was grateful for their continuing support.
Consumer Protection Law Humbles American Politicians & Mass Media
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—After Congress passed a law mandating that large American organizations report the average of their polled approval rating in their public statements, the White House, Congress, and the mainstream media stumbled in attempting to conduct their business. There…