Category: Politics
News Channel Treats Politics as Theater
Dateline: NY CITY—Under the auspices of Europe’s Postmodern Media Group, American entrepreneur Roy Havalaff is launching a cable political news channel that will assume no politician is capable of honesty.
Canada to Re-Introduce Death Penalty for ‘Serial Hate Speech Offenders’
Pale male metropolitan elitist Justin Trudeau of the Liberal Party , widely famed for his highly woke and tasteful eulogies to deceased Marxist leaders, is now pushing the agenda of ‘Strength Through Diversity’ even further, by reclassifying hate speech as…
Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares
In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today President Select Trump offered new and unexpected opinions on the horrific mass shooting that shocked Texas and the world on Sunday.
Klubber Bonez Songbook: Blue Cockroach Blues
Now here’s a little legend about a party of wankers Of humanitarian bombers and their Cayman bankers It’s not a happy story so buckle up tightly Or maybe belt up, if ye know what’s right fer yer It’s hard…
Klubber Bonez Songbook: David Cameron Bellend Blues
NOTE: Dave is so greedy, he has insisted on appearing today, despite the fact that he was due tomorrow. But yes: you can expect to see another Klubber Bonez song tomorrow, as announced earlier today. Tomorrow’s song will also feature…
George Bush Senior Apologizes for Not Touching as Many Women as Bill Clinton
Shrivelled Wall Street Walnut and former Warmonger-in-Chief George Bush Senior has recently issued a third sexual harassment apology. The first one was in relation to his alleged grope of Heather Lind.
Blast from the Past: Clinton vs GOP (2/2)
The Dynasty Wars are heating up. Never mind Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Clinton vs Bush is where it’s at! Or at least, it’s where the money’s at, anyways!
Blast from the Past: Clinton vs GOP (1/2)
Today, we have a couple of stories from way back! Clinton vs Republicans. Here’s the first one.
Two Double Whammies! Clinton Classics, Plus More from the CIA Hymnbook
Today is a special day at Glossy News; but then again, when is it not? At 6.30 and 7 am Seattle time, we have a double bill of classic Clinton humor from last year’s election campaign.