Alternative Names for the Democrats: The Definitive List!

Gay-Friendly Kurd-Killers

My Empire, My Choice!

The Humanitarian Human-Killers

Rainbows for Rich Folks

White Male Wonderland

The Admit-Nothing Party

The-Left-Of-Tea-Party Semi-Patriots

Pro-Choice Neocons

And don’t forget, last but very much NOT least…

Wall Street First!

Oh, but look…

What’s this?

Slithering its way across Twitter…

#NewNamesForTheDemocrats Snakes 🐍

β€” tenletters 🌴 (@TenLetters123) 6 October 2017

The Serpents of Wall Street
The Trouser Snakes of the Private Server#NewNamesForTheDemocrats https://t.co/wFfBzzSoGA

β€” One Tongue Johnny (@OneTongueJohnny) 6 October 2017

The Serpents of Wall Street
The Trouser Snakes of the Private Server#NewNamesForTheDemocrats https://t.co/wFfBzzSoGA

β€” One Tongue Johnny (@OneTongueJohnny) 6 October 2017

#NewNamesForTheDemocrats
Keep ’em coming! πŸ˜‰ https://t.co/so0u92jirR

β€” One Tongue Johnny (@OneTongueJohnny) 6 October 2017

#Eunichs4Sale. #MeatPuppets. #StoogesWithoutPrincipals #EmptySuitedNarcissists

β€” Chris Vila (@vilachumley) 6 October 2017

Clinton Image attribution:

By White House Photograph Office [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

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