114 Sign on White House door: Gone fission. Be back tomorrow, if there is a tomorrow. 115 Definition of nuclear retaliation — the morning after pill. Guaranteed to prevent pregnancy. Every pregnancy. 116 “It’s falling! It’s falling!” “What?” asked Trump….
Many protesters carried signs stating “You Started It!” This was the Iranian answer to Trump’s assassination of Soleimani, the Iranian General that has caused such an uproar in that country and brought missiles roaming down upon our bases.
Yahoo! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran!
Notable human rights paragon the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, who recently got a top spot at the UN for being nice to women, have introduced yet another stunningly progressive liberal gender measure.
John Kerry is a man of the world, but now his flip-flopping has soared astronomically, to the point where it’s on a genuinely cosmic scale. Yes: no longer content with threatening the leaders of weak, divided countries in the Middle East…