Tag: middle east
Donald Rumsfeld Emerges from Underground Lair asking, “Am I no longer the most evil Donald?”
Suspected reptillian and confirmed demon Donald Rumsfeld, the gleeful architect of no fewer than all deaths in the Middle East (2001-2009) permitted the light of day to wash across his face in a rare instance of seeming mortality Wednesday. “Wait,”…
GUESS WHO’S BACK! Trumpisms 5.0
114 Sign on White House door: Gone fission. Be back tomorrow, if there is a tomorrow. 115 Definition of nuclear retaliation — the morning after pill. Guaranteed to prevent pregnancy. Every pregnancy. 116 “It’s falling! It’s falling!” “What?” asked Trump….
“You Started It!” – The Real Roots Of The Iranian Conflict.
Many protesters carried signs stating “You Started It!” This was the Iranian answer to Trump’s assassination of Soleimani, the Iranian General that has caused such an uproar in that country and brought missiles roaming down upon our bases.
John McCain Releases Edgy Beach Boys Parody (Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran!)
Yahoo! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran!
Progress-Conscious Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Get Run Over by Cars
Notable human rights paragon the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, who recently got a top spot at the UN for being nice to women, have introduced yet another stunningly progressive liberal gender measure.
Batshit Woo Peddler John Kerry Declares War on Lord Xenu
John Kerry is a man of the world, but now his flip-flopping has soared astronomically, to the point where it’s on a genuinely cosmic scale. Yes: no longer content with threatening the leaders of weak, divided countries in the Middle East…