Jacob Rees-Mogg
Posted in Politics World News

Billionaire Cayman Yacht W**ker Wants You to Know He DESPISES “Arrogant, Out of Touch Metropolitan Elite!”

Decrepit 80s Beano cameo prancer and overfed nannified Southern flouncer Jacob Rees-Mogg wants you to know that he hates neoliberal greed, elitist Londoners and the usual arrogant south of the M1 Avocado Gangsters of the Kale ‘n’ Quinoa belt… And…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Billionaire Cayman Yacht W**ker Wants You to Know He DESPISES “Arrogant, Out of Touch Metropolitan Elite!”
Tory Brexit
Posted in Serious Commentary

The Enduring Mystery of May… At a Time of National Crisis, Why Choose a WEAK LEADER?!?!?!

As Spaffer Johnson continue to reel and giddy-up in his inimitably flamboyant manner, I still wonder sometimes if May was set up. Hard to prove it either way. Still, it’s almost as if the boy’s club might have come to…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! The Enduring Mystery of May… At a Time of National Crisis, Why Choose a WEAK LEADER?!?!?!
narcotics
Posted in Education Health Politics

NHS High School Campaign: Don’t Do Drugs Kids, You Might End Up a Tory!

A secret leak from our confidential anonymous sources tell us the NHS are planning to launch a controversial new primary and high school ad campaign to warn kids: ‘Cayman Cokeheads? Just say no!’ One confidential prize cut is as follows!…

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Tory Brexit
Posted in Video News

My Exciting New Youtube Channel! Please Subscribe Now! (May MUST Go!)

Whew! Can you believe I finally got my camera working! Turns out I needed the proper camera software; not just the driver! Anyway, it’s finally done now! The picture is actually cleaner than I thought, although not the most vibrant;…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! My Exciting New Youtube Channel! Please Subscribe Now! (May MUST Go!)
Conservative Party
Posted in Serious Commentary World News

The Living Death of Theresa May: How Long Can London’s Most Notorious Political Zombie Cling On?

George Osborne notoriously (some would say renownedly!) compared Theresa May to a ‘dead woman walking.’ But it’s worse. It’s far, far worse. People are even comparing her to Anthony Eden, often considered the worst PM in UK history; although Tony…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! The Living Death of Theresa May: How Long Can London’s Most Notorious Political Zombie Cling On?
Tories
Posted in World News

Boris Johnson in ‘Islamophobic’ EU Gaffe: Why Don’t We Just Try an Islamic Divorce?!

Scandal-plagued Brexit hardliner Boris Johnson has recently distanced himself from the even more scandal-plagued Theresa May, with a spiffing jape about how to really chuck Chequers.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Boris Johnson in ‘Islamophobic’ EU Gaffe: Why Don’t We Just Try an Islamic Divorce?!