HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

Well-beloved Brasenose Brexit bothererer and flamboyant career politician David Cameron has inadvertently sparked an epic diplomatic kerfuffle.

Last night, he was arrested in Turkey.

The good news, however, is he is now safely out of Turkey.

He was, however, wholly unable to bring home the bacon.

HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

Lord Ashcroft drily, if passionately, remarks: Read more HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”

Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest blunder yet seems to demonstrate she has about as much self-understanding and self-irony as notorious chemically-insane world-historical fantasist Tony Blair!

I am quite possibly the least divisive Tory Prime Minister in history.
Everybody said Brexit was divisive, but actually, I have brought the country together like nobody else in the entire history of our nation!

Theresa May's Biggest Brexit Gaffe: "I've United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!"  Read more Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”

Theresa May's Biggest Brexit Gaffe: "I've United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!"

Moggxodus: An Ode to Britain’s Prophet, & Our Future Exodus from Brussels!

Moggxodus: An Ode to Britain's Prophet, & Our Future Exodus from Brussels!
Cometh the hour, cometh the man!
Time to break free from the Brussels Taliban!
Don’t drop the cognac, a hangover’s coming…
Guy and Jean-Claude, now they better start running!
No more bent bananas and made up oppressions
No more censorship and manufactured microaggressions
We will be manufacturing half the world
Now shut up and let us get on with your Exodus, you little turds! Read more Moggxodus: An Ode to Britain’s Prophet, & Our Future Exodus from Brussels!

Moggxodus: An Ode to Britain's Prophet, & Our Future Exodus from Brussels!

Woke Nonsense Round-Up 03/03/2017: Angry Socialists Demand Xenophobic ‘Purge’ of Foreign Latin

Woke Nonsense Round-Up 03/03/2017: Angry Socialists Demand Xenophobic 'Purge' of Foreign Latin

What Did the Romans Ever Do For Us?

Genial fop Jacob Rees-Mogg recently apologised for a recent factual error he made about Jeremy Corbyn, a staple object of satire on these pages. Read more Woke Nonsense Round-Up 03/03/2017: Angry Socialists Demand Xenophobic ‘Purge’ of Foreign Latin

Woke Nonsense Round-Up 03/03/2017: Angry Socialists Demand Xenophobic 'Purge' of Foreign Latin