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Billy Bragg & Boris: Latest Song Parody Unites the Right & Left!
I may be an Eton toff peddling lard and vaseline But now I’m full of vanilla sherbet and the only way I see Is to make sure I make a killing of all who oppose my party line And ban…
Tony “Nice Advice Blair” Comforts Despondent Boris
Widely admired MakeTheBestOfItEr and subterranean sack of squirming oyster spunk Tony “Nice Advice” Blair has offered some spiffing career advice to fellow overhyped spafflord Boris “Bugger ’Em Sherbetways” Johnson. The Times of LONDON (NB!) stunningly and bravely noted that Awwah Tony, reflecting on…
Highly-Strung Cokehead Who Says “F**K Business!” Worried Nobody Wants to Invest in His Country!
Hysterical overfed chufterstain and perpetually confused London superluvvie Boris Hugh Coogan Lily Lineker De Pfeffel Johnson has recently lamented the lack of business investment that is seriously hindering his coke-ridden Brexit Boom he promised and/or threatened us with a few…
Things Fall Apart: Is the UK Doomed to Dystopia, or Are We on the Verge of Real Progress?
The election of Boris Johnson in the UK has led to fears that the UK has voted in a potential dictator. Some scoff at ‘Boris Derangement Syndrome,’ just as many people scoff at ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome.’ Others are convinced the…
Billionaire Cayman Yacht W**ker Wants You to Know He DESPISES “Arrogant, Out of Touch Metropolitan Elite!”
Decrepit 80s Beano cameo prancer and overfed nannified Southern flouncer Jacob Rees-Mogg wants you to know that he hates neoliberal greed, elitist Londoners and the usual arrogant south of the M1 Avocado Gangsters of the Kale ‘n’ Quinoa belt… And…
Boris Johnson Promises Brexit Boom: “We’ll Corner the Cocaine Industry!”
Compulsive Onanist and quasi-photogenic Eton fop Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson has finally managed to allay fears of a Brexit slump by investing in local industry, providing some helpful tax cuts to rich and poor alike, and looking out for…
Corbyn-Boris-Pact? Twitter Explodes with Nasty Antisemitic Slurs…
Boris Johnson is now UK PM, but it seems that after years of vile antisemitic flaming and trolling from the Corbyn Cult, many Boris fans seem to be taking the low road with the nasty ‘Cabal’ slur. Unclear how many…
Boris Johnson SUPER GAFFE! “Neo-Nazi Terrorists are a Terrible Drain on Our Prison System”
Fiscally responsible coke-ridden cockwomble Boris Johnson has furiously denounced Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘grossly opportunistic and uncompassionate‘ calls for a zero-tolerance approach to white supremacist terrorism.
Bojo BOMBS with Wurzels Parody! Click Here to See What He Sang!
After Stormzy’s epic ‘fuck Boris’ musical chairs rant, and a rather ineffective response by the Great Man of History himself, the Master of the Universe is finally back on fine form! Over the course of his world propaganda tour of…
Kleptocrat Playsets (Batteries not Included)
Dateline: NYC—Researchers have solved the mystery of how Donald Trump and Boris Johnson could have simultaneously come to exist.