Posted in Politics World News

CARCRASH TORY! Our BOMBSHELL LEAK of Amber Rudd Election Slogans!

We just found out the REAL reason for the resignation of disgraced former Tory (is there any other kind of Tory, Labour or Lib Dem politician???) Amber Rudd. And it ain’t what the mainstream media or another legal Source is…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! CARCRASH TORY! Our BOMBSHELL LEAK of Amber Rudd Election Slogans!
Tories
Posted in World News

BOJO OR BUST! The Answers Are Here…

WELL, HOW DID YOU ENJOY OUR EDGY BORIS JOHNSON QUIZ??? #1: LOVE AND HATE But don’t let me ever hear you say hate is your enemy… Love has practically caused me to get you destroyed. If I had hated a…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! BOJO OR BUST! The Answers Are Here…
Tories
Posted in World News

BOJO OR BUST! Ultimate Boris Johnson Quiz: Who Said These Edgy Quotes???

It’s not a laughing matter…? Of course it is! EVERYTHING IS! 😛 … Or is it? Never mind! See how many you can get… Enjoy and share, if you want to make the Pig ‘n’ Coke club cry! The answer…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! BOJO OR BUST! Ultimate Boris Johnson Quiz: Who Said These Edgy Quotes???
Tories
Posted in Music World News

Bojo: A Kinks-Flavoured Song Tribute to Britain’s New Reptilian Emperor!

Apologies to the Kinks, but probably not to the Pig N Coke Club… Well I met him in a club down in old Soho Where they drink champagne and it tastes just like Spaffy Bojo O spaffy old Bojo! He…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Bojo: A Kinks-Flavoured Song Tribute to Britain’s New Reptilian Emperor!
Posted in Comics World News

“Can’t Stop the Cokeheads!” Another Great Cartoon!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: So, the new leader of the Conservative Party has finally been anointed. To accompany our great cartoons from Upchuck and JF we’ve got a nice, nifty, shifty little number from Games of Thrones fantasy, er, FANTASIST! villain…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! “Can’t Stop the Cokeheads!” Another Great Cartoon!
Tories
Posted in World News

Boris Johnson in ‘Islamophobic’ EU Gaffe: Why Don’t We Just Try an Islamic Divorce?!

Scandal-plagued Brexit hardliner Boris Johnson has recently distanced himself from the even more scandal-plagued Theresa May, with a spiffing jape about how to really chuck Chequers.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Boris Johnson in ‘Islamophobic’ EU Gaffe: Why Don’t We Just Try an Islamic Divorce?!
Posted in Crime

Biking Bonkers Boris Foils Mugging

Lord Mayor of London, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, last night rescued a woman from being attacked by an armed group of drunken yobettes, chasing them down the road on his bicycle while shouting “Effin’ Oiks – I’ll have yer all horse-whipped…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Biking Bonkers Boris Foils Mugging