Search Results for: donald trump
Trump Announces New “Drain the Swamp Strategy,” Swears to Cram Administration with Fundies
Trump’s ‘Drain the Swamp’ strategy recently sounds more like a ‘Fill the Swamp’ strategy. Mildly perturbed (as always!) by lingering accusations of bad faith, dishonesty and cynicism, Trump is now shaking up his cabinet, in order to get rid of…
Trump Unsure Why “Crime” is Actually a Crime
President select Donald Trump has admitted to obstruction of justice and collusion, both of which are crimes, but asked Sean Hannity in a phone interview, “Why are those crimes? I mean, nothing else I do is a crime.”
Fire and Fury – Inside the Early Trump Years
Unless you’re in a coma – or your name is Baron Trump – you’ve no doubt heard about Michael Wolff’s bombshell tell-all book, FIRE AND FURY – INSIDE THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE. On its release day, F&F sold out in…
Confused Democrats Claim ‘Trump Boom’ is Actually Teddy Roosevelt’s Creation
Is the Trump Boom actually a thing? Or is it just fake news? It turns out that the Trump boom is not all it seems.
God Warns the Donald He’s Not Getting Any Private Revelations
Like The Blues Brothers, George W Bush famously went to Iraq on a ‘mission from God.’ Same, of course for Tony Blair! But now Tough-Guy Tangerine Surprise Donald J Trump is being friendzoned by God.
Mainstream News Anchor Proves he Understands Trump’s Presidency by Repeatedly Punching Himself in Face
Dateline: ATLANTA—A newly hired news anchor at CNN, Guy Hoogetsit, has criticized his colleagues at the cable news station for failing to understand the point of Donald Trump’s election, and maintains that the only way for members of the corporate…
Leftists Look Forward to “Constructive Dialogue with Idiotic Trump Supporters”
WASHINGTON – “Trump is Putin’s bitch,” read several signs in the crowd. A liberal umbrella group called the Coalition for an Integrated America (CIA) held a rally yesterday in Lafayette Square near the White House, protesting Donald Trump’s existence, and…
Trump Shocker: “Won’t Sign on for Second Season Playing the President”
President Donald Trump announced today that he would not “sign on for a second season playing the President.” Trump admitted that the role of U.S. President was more challenging than he had ever imagined, and his previous acting experience had…
Obama Urges Americans to Stage ‘Democratic Coup’ & ‘Liberal Revolution’ Against Trump
Former President Barack Obama has recently ridden on the coat tails of the Sanders and Ron Paul Revolutions, and advocated a ‘Democratic Coup’ in the United States.
World’s Religious Leaders Pray for President Trump’s Comeuppance, to Restore God’s Good Name
Dateline: CALCUTTA—Religious leaders all over the world are praying for Donald Trump’s comeuppance.