Don’t Sacrifice Your Ideals for Any Living Creature!
Anyone who truly loves you will let you keep your integrity. Anyone who tries to keep you from your highest of values is not acting out of love, but out of some much lower, baser, ignobler motive. If your values…
How to Defrost Your Windscreen in a Short Period of Time
How to Defrost your Windscreen in a Short Period of Time Since winter is edging closer and closer, keep in mind that there will be a lot of chill in the atmosphere. This chill will likely generate a lot of…
A Guide on How to Give Your Old Furniture a New Lease of Life
A guide on how to give your Old Furniture a New Lease of Life The next time you fancy to buy new cabinets, it is wise to take a closer look at your old one.
Your Sure-Fire Guide to Creating a Profitable YouTube Channel
We are all aware of the powerful impact that YouTube has had upon our society. However, some facts and figures will undoubtedly reinforce this observation. Did you know that there are currently more than 1.3 billion registered YouTube users around…
Please Support Our Hilarious Satire Site! Here’s What You Can Do… Click On!
Despite being run on a shoestring, Glossy News have still managed to get tons of likes… But we need many, many more! Please like our Facebook page; and if you want, you can even change your follow settings to maximum…
Glossy News Exclusive: Sean Hannity’s Secret… That Everybody Already Knows
Washington, DC- For most Americans, Sean Hannity is known as a fiery conservative mouth piece who nightly uses his influence to stoke the fires of division, with the subtlety and nuance of a sloppy wet fart. But behind those pearly…
Cake Monster and His Creamy Lips
Leaders of the planet: Eaters of Golden Filigree accented treats. (They ask) “Who the hell needs to eat? We could all stand to lose… a couple L Bs.” With the butternut creme
The Gamification Of The Online Casino Industry
The online casino game industry is an ever progressing industry that embarks its journey on technological development and improvement. Although the e-sport gaming and the casino gaming industries have been categorized as two separate entities, a lot of similarities still…
Medical Pot Shops In Colorado Springs Having Hard Times Now That The Stuff Is Legal
My, my! How things change! Medical pot shops, the place to go for those who needed pain relief and for those pretenders who just needed relief from the pain of reality are now getting bitten by the dream they once…
A “How-To” for Your First Impeachment Party!
WELCOME and CONGRATULATIONS! A party planner for host and guest for the brand new 2019 winter fete: ‘The Impeachment Party!’ So you finally got the invite you were praying for. Now what to do? Dress