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Harried Harry At Work

If anyone reads the maundering rants in this journal except myself, I will first say that my name is Harold (“Harry”) Bradsen and I am a line editor at Wexler Publishing Group, Inc. In case you don’t know, Wexlers is…

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E= FU2

One company’s name tells you that when you reach the “horizon,” they may actually answer your call, but until then, you must deal with their automated chat icon. It is completely worthless other than being concerned that you are having…

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New Muscle Building Supplement Tested And Found To Be Huge Success

Sources confirmed Thursday that a new muscle-building supplement (simply called BarBarik) was recently tested and found to be a huge success. Containing massive amounts of vitamins, minerals, calcium, boron, and various other “unknown ingredients,” the pill was given to stressed-out, insecure, angry, and…

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Troubling Karen Variant Threatens NYC Metro Area and Beyond This Winter

A highly transmissible new variant of Karen has been detected, originating in Manhattan’s Upper West Side in late 2021 and now spreading to upscale neighborhoods in Brooklyn and far beyond in the New Year. Genomic sequencing of positive Covid-19 test…

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Senior Technical Writer At Educational Media Company Apologizes For Self-Destructive Behavior

Dane County, Wisconsin.  Fully expecting a rational and highly-collaborative online discussion on how to select a proper medium through which to facilitate and transfer comprehension of updated educational standards for secondary and post-secondary schools across the Midwest, entry-level technical writers,…

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Eric Clapton Expelled From Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Wake of Anti-Vax Remarks

Cleveland, Ohio – Eric Clapton has been expelled from the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame after his recent anti-vax comments. The Hall announced the unprecedented move after the once-popular singer/guitarist said he wouldn’t perform concerts in venues that require…

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“It Is What It Is!” Offered As Justification For Implementing Fucking Stupid, Needless, And Overwhelming New Employee Growth & Development Program

Minnesota.  Burned-out and exasperated staff members at Epicore Medical Support, a privately owned company that specializes in providing software programs as well as various other forms of healthcare technology to hospitals and clinics across the nation, were horrified last week after…

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Disagreement Over “January Term” Curriculum Changes Results In Epic Brawl At ‘Already Expensive’ Private Liberal Arts College

Central Iowa.  Unable to resolve key differences on how to properly view somewhat established principles concerning Self-Actualization, Brain-Based Learning, Epistemology, and Qualitative vs. Quantitative Research, Education Professors Kurt Neilsen, 61, and Walter Beckman, 64, both lost control of their tempers…

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Oh Joe! President Biden Accidentally Cancels Mild-Mannered Accountant Stu Dent-Dett Instead of College Loans

WHOOPSIE DAISY– In a laugh-out-loud oval office oopsie, president Joe Biden accidentally penned an executive order formally canceling Stuart “Stu” Dent-Dett, a quiet Minneapolis accountant with a love of calico cats. Upon realizing his gaffe, the commander-in-chief exclaimed, “Aw shucks,…

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Herbie the Parrot

 I always walk past the pet store on Church Avenue. One day, I finally went in and asked if they had any talking parrots.             “Yes, you’re in luck. Herbie is a talking parrot.”          …

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