NEW CNN CONSPIRACY THEORY! “The Yellow Jackets DON’T EXIST!”
After years of being unfairly targeted for their principled anti-Saddam coverage, universally beloved and admired centrist news corporation CNN have finally acknowledge the debt they owe to free hearts across the world (a phrase they borrowed from Reagan and Maggie…
Learning Hand Stitches for Perfect Sewing
Many times we buy a particular dress that looks great on us on trial. However, with our busy schedule, we forget about it until one day we find it again during an inevitable cleaning spree at the corner most section…
MLB Removes Netting from Ballparks to Make Games More Exciting
One season after mandating teams increase the amount of protective netting in ballparks across the country, Major League Baseball has decided to reverse course and completely remove all netting around the field. The move comes as the league considers several…
World Bank POVERTY SHOCK! US CEOs Living on Less than $100 000… a Day?!
Pioneering poverty busters the World Bank have followed the lead of the US government, whose recent decision to ban hate speech against underprivileged and widely despised economic minorities, such as filthy rich social media gurus and omnipotent oil barons has…
CORBYN BIG LIE! “I’ve Been Using Food Banks for the Past Few Years!”
After a 2017 High London gaff-gaffe where south of the M1 champagne socialist Jeremy Corbyn admitted there were plenty of people in Islington who drank cappucino every day, and that he knew many of them personally, an increasingly desperate Jezza…
Our All-Hearing Drone Succeeds Once Again! We Eavesdrop On The Latest Trump – Putin Phone Call!
Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB, our seemingly undetectable drone has this time crashed the phone call our feckless leader made to Uncle Putin the other day. We could analyze it and pre-masticate it before feeding it to…
Funny Poems (I): Designer Horseshoes, Monsters, Rotten Rhinos!
I bought these shoes in town Designer didn’t you know? They cost a lot and hurt like hell That’s fashion, there you go
CARTOONS: T-Rex & Me! (Our Great New Graphic Artist, JF!)
A hearty welcome to our new writer and graphic artist, JF! Plenty more to come from him over the next few days. WHAT’S HAPPENING WITH THE BREXIT NEGOTIATIONS??? Rex has recently been assisting Theresa May with the Brexit negotiations.
Latest Wendy Shay Songs 2019
Source: Ghana News One name that has been catching the attention of all the African music lovers in 2019 is ‘Wendy Shay’. Wendy Shay is the newly signed act of RuffTown Records and the latest female music sensation in Africa….
SCOOP! We Get A Recording Of Putin And Jong Un’s Hot Date In Vladivostok.
Our ever vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called ‘historic’ meeting between big-wigs Vladimir ‘the Impaler’ Putin and Kim ‘Moe haircut’ Jong Un. And it did it without the former KGB agent…