Husband Furious Wife Can’t Listen (comic)
We’ve all been there. You talk and talk and talk, but your message just doesn’t seem to get through. Maybe you’re going about it all wrong. Maybe your tone is unforgiving… or maybe it’s not you at all, but a…
Obama releases children’s book as ‘full legal basis’ for drone strikes
In response to House Democrats demanding that President Barack Obama release information on the White House Administration’s use of drone strikes, congress was sent a copy of “Our Friend Danny Drone,” a children’s book written by Obama. Inside sources have…
The Dastardly Duty Of Dealing With Demented Dummies Sharing Dormitory/Domicile
There comes a time in everyone’s life when we must deal with that horrible reality of urban survival- having a roommate. Whether it be for economic, sexual, companionship or practical reasons, one often finds oneself having to share that space…
I’m Not Racist or Anything, BUT (comic)
We’ve all heard that phrase a good few dozen times. Some of us have even said it a time or two. But what does it mean? How do those potentially demeaned in our subsequent statements feel? America is far from…
Pro-knife movement to arm unborn babies
Congress Steve Stockman (R-Texas), pro-knife advocate, has introduced H.R. 1526, the Weapons for Unborn Act of 2013 – a bill to require doctors performing abortions to arm unwanted fetuses with a choice of close combat weapon. “I have one concern:…
Study: 98% of Internet Users Admit their ROFL is Just LOL
A new study was released last week detailing various online practices of users across our interconnected globe. Needless to say, some appalling facts have come to light. Apparently, the vast majority of web surfers suffer from something called lying. Basically,…
Husband Doubts His Wife’s State of Intimacy (Comic)
If you love your wife, and you doubt that she might love you quite as much back, then you are not alone. Just talk to her and communicate your feelings, and before you know it, the answer will become evident…
Lawyer Files Class Action Suit Against State Farm Insurance for False Advertising
Blase Inzina has filed a class action suite against State Farm Insurance for claiming that reciting their company jingle would bring an instant representative followed by mystic gain and benefits. State Farm customer Sheila Potekin said her car was attacked…
Pelosi Uses Assault Weapon, Averts Federal Shutdown
Days after an assault weapons ban was removed from a gun violence bill in the Senate earlier this week, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif, entered house chambers on Thursday, legally equipped with a SIG SG 550 assault rifle. Pelosi…
Oil Down on No News
With a lack of signals coming from analysts and virtually no news that could have an impact on crude prices, oil has again suffered moderate setbacks today. Confounding investors who lack any fundamentals to trade on, Wall Street again witnessed…