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The Day Trump Told the TRUTH!
Donald Trump is known for ‘speaking his truth’ all the time. Pretty wild how this time, Trump truth actually corresponded pretty closely with THE truth! Last December, not long before the General Election clash between Spaffer Johnson and Jihadi Jez,…
SCAM ALERT! ‘Pro Religious’ Politicians are NOT a Friend to Religious People!
The dangers of reactionary overshoot: do self-styled populist and conservative politicians who ‘love God’ really want to help religious people?
Trump Privately Boasts His Mother Invented the Dildo
Davos, Switzerland (Reuters) During one of the conference breaks President Trump, the moral and spiritual leader of American white evangelicals, was overheard bragging to Angela Merkel and non-neomerc environmental activist Greta Thunberg about how his mother had invented the dildo….
Gwyneth Paltrow Announces Male Focused Goop Spin Off
BALLS IN THE ERROR- Are your balls lacking the sag and elasticity of your youth? This crème product has been infused with antioxidants (beta-carotene, vitamin C, and vitamin D) and secret Chinese ingredients to restore, plumpness, sheen, and dangle. Retail Price $109.00
Tony “Nice Advice Blair” Comforts Despondent Boris
Widely admired MakeTheBestOfItEr and subterranean sack of squirming oyster spunk Tony “Nice Advice” Blair has offered some spiffing career advice to fellow overhyped spafflord Boris “Bugger ’Em Sherbetways” Johnson. The Times of LONDON (NB!) stunningly and bravely noted that Awwah Tony, reflecting on…
Healing the Front Line: the Strong Side of Criticism!
You know, the things that matter are the things that really, really don’t matter! … Confused yet?! Well, let me put it another way. Whether you’re involved in satire, critical scholarship, the media, blogging, activism, or anything else that deals…
Big Non-Fiction Projects: Things You Need to Think About Before Starting SENSITIVE TOPICS!
Writing satire stories is a great skill that isn’t universally held by everyone… but what about those of you who are even more ambitious, and want to write some big non-fiction stuff, and maybe even about socially, politically, historically, or…
Highly-Strung Cokehead Who Says “F**K Business!” Worried Nobody Wants to Invest in His Country!
Hysterical overfed chufterstain and perpetually confused London superluvvie Boris Hugh Coogan Lily Lineker De Pfeffel Johnson has recently lamented the lack of business investment that is seriously hindering his coke-ridden Brexit Boom he promised and/or threatened us with a few…
Er, What?! Britain First Leader Acquitted of Hate Crime After Innovative ‘Transracial’ Defence
White-fisted fash-resembling golden boy and BNP-loving beta bully bitch Paul ‘Golden Balls’ Golding, high on his recent right-wing entryist scam against and/or for the Conservative Party, is now high on a very different kind of narcotic… And we don’t mean…
Things Fall Apart: Is the UK Doomed to Dystopia, or Are We on the Verge of Real Progress?
The election of Boris Johnson in the UK has led to fears that the UK has voted in a potential dictator. Some scoff at ‘Boris Derangement Syndrome,’ just as many people scoff at ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome.’ Others are convinced the…