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Fox: It’s OK for Beck to Say “Soros Helped Kill Other Jews”; MSNBC Agrees

But An Unforgivable, Atrocious Cardinal Sin For NPR To Fire Williams For Saying That He Was Afraid Of Muslims On Planes.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Fox: It’s OK for Beck to Say “Soros Helped Kill Other Jews”; MSNBC Agrees
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Fox Follows MSBN’s Lead- Suspends Entire Staff Over Campaign Donations

Except in this case, a bit of a surprise, it was actually the Republicans politicians making donations to the reporters. Suspensions are reportedly with pay and can be taken any time over the coming 180-days, or cashed out like traditional…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Fox Follows MSBN’s Lead- Suspends Entire Staff Over Campaign Donations
Posted in Politics Television

FOX “Frankenfans” Plot To Annihilate Liberals Revealed

A bizarre plot has been uncovered that is sending chills down the spines of many liberals, free thinkers and political independents. A leaked memo from the highest levels of FOX News to leaders of the top ultra conservative movements reveals…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! FOX “Frankenfans” Plot To Annihilate Liberals Revealed
Posted in Politics Television

FOX Struggles To Replace “Fair And Balanced” With More Accurate Slogan.

FOX News, painfully aware of the hypocrisy behind their using of the motto ‘Fair And Balanced’ when it is obvious to all with at least two eyes in their head that they are a major blow-horn for right wing shills,…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! FOX Struggles To Replace “Fair And Balanced” With More Accurate Slogan.
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Terry Fox’s Inspiring Cancer Survivor Story

I am sure most people have heard of Terry Fox, a young cancer survivor who developed bone cancer and had his left leg removed as a result. After recovering, he vowed to “run” 3000 miles across Canada to raise money…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Terry Fox’s Inspiring Cancer Survivor Story
Posted in Health Television

Yet Another Outbreak of Rabies at FOX News

MINOT, North Dakota (GlossyNews) — The recent outbreak of rabies, the madness inducing disease spread by biting that has infected the major stars of Fox News Station, has spread far beyond the confines of their offices. In a new evolution…

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Posted in Entertainment Society

How to be a FOX News ‘Spin Doctor’

SINGAPORE (GlossyNews) — Media experts have been observing a recent trend in how seemingly simple events are portrayed by our news sources. Radical interpretations of ordinary incidents in the lives of the famous seem to be going through major distortions….

WTF?! Click now to find out more! How to be a FOX News ‘Spin Doctor’
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FOX News Blasts Obama for Failure to Stop Qur’an Roast

In perhaps their greatest show of partisan hackery, the pundit collective of FOX News this morning went on offensive against President Obama for his failure to use military force in stopping the radical Christian church in Florida from burning sacred…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! FOX News Blasts Obama for Failure to Stop Qur’an Roast
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FOX News Has a Tough Time Telling the Black Chess Pieces Apart as Well

A big stink arose this past week when Greta van Susteren, intellectual extraordinaire of FOX News (indeed perhaps the only one. How did she get in there?) mistook Shirley Sherrod, the black Georgia State Director Of Rural Development, with California…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! FOX News Has a Tough Time Telling the Black Chess Pieces Apart as Well
Posted in Television

Fox Un-cancels “24” Amid Rumors of Threats from Sutherland

An Undisclosed Island in the Pacific Ocean (GlossyNews) — Only days after canceling the television series 24, Fox announced today that it had reversed it’s decision and decided to pick the show up for a ninth and final season. The announcement came just as…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Fox Un-cancels “24” Amid Rumors of Threats from Sutherland