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Jeremy Corbyn Double Bill (1/2): ‘Dirty Bread’ Shocker
The unelectable Sanders didn’t get the Democratic nomination, the electable HRC didn’t get elected, and the bizarre Donald is now leader. But what about the allegedly unelectable 80s socialist leader from across the pond, who is now leading the Labour…
Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder
New editions of two major mental disorder classification manuals are to list Trump–Corbyn Syndrome (TCS) as a mental disorder. The naming of the condition was inspired by the behaviour of Donald Trump’s supporters in the US and Jeremy Corbyn’s supporters…
Blair/Corbyn Pre-Chilcot ‘Worthy Fluff’ War Bores Living Shite out of UK
Notable public figure and achingly dynamic charisma-dripper Anthony ‘Phony Tony’ Blair has recently take the time and effort to patiently educate his arrogant, bigoted, pleb scum enemies where they are going wrong… Why, I just have no idea why these…
Exclusive GlossyNews Interview: Former Trotskyist Jeremy Corbyn (3/3)
Last time: “You can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs.” Yes, nothing like edgy German socialism to warm the cockles of one’s heart. I love a bit of Liebknecht ‘n’ Luxemburg, you know. Jezza continues: And needless to say (although the…
Exclusive GlossyNews Interview: Former Trotskyist Jeremy Corbyn (2/3)
Last time: Wallace: Just change the record, man! You’re boring the arse o’ me, even if you are only a radically tendentious creation of my highly speculative fictional imagination, and not a real person. Jezza: Well, at least you still…
Exclusive GlossyNews Interview: Former Trotskyist Jeremy Corbyn (1/3)
Former Trotskyist, aspiring Social Democrat & edgy Westminster parliamentarian Jeremy Corbyn has agreed to have another objective, impartial interview… This time, at notable satire outlet Glossy News. Wallace: So, we’ll play to your strengths first. Jezza: Do I have to? Wallace:…
The War on ‘Flag Wavers’ is a White Supremacist Agenda
If you believe everything you hear, ‘flag waving’ and ‘patriotism’ are the root of all evil. But actually, such a view is itself founded upon white supremacy. One thing that was noticed by one of my favorite writers a long…
The Day Trump Told the TRUTH!
Donald Trump is known for ‘speaking his truth’ all the time. Pretty wild how this time, Trump truth actually corresponded pretty closely with THE truth! Last December, not long before the General Election clash between Spaffer Johnson and Jihadi Jez,…
Billionaire Purple Property Journos Can’t Wait to Tell You About their Foolproof Coronavirus Cunning Plan!
Well-heeled London glitterati media hacks Jon Snow and Nick Robinson just can’t wait to tell you about the latest earth-shattering Coronavirus intervention out there!
Roll Over Chairman! Corona Virus Parody #2!
Yesterday’s Shitty Xi Parody, oh sorry, SHIFTY XI parody, went down like a bomb! … Er sorry, like a tinder-dry Tenga egg! Ah well, never mind! Here’s something a bit more juicy, salty, and… Some would say TOXIC. 🎶 Should’ve worn…