Don Augusto and the Milky Way

Don Augusto and the Milky Way

04 December 2017 10:08 - by Wallace Runnymede

Don Augusto will visit you in your dreams, if you are not careful!

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Honest Adolph Serial to Resume Soon!

Honest Adolph Serial to Resume Soon!

04 December 2017 09:50 - by Wallace Runnymede

Apologies for the delay; things have been pretty tough recently. The Honest Adolph serial is resuming soon. More news soon! Please like or follow our Facebook page for more.

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Things You Should Already be Doing as a Medium Blogger: But You’re Not! (1/2)

Things You Should Already be Doing as a Medium Blogger: But You’re Not! (1/2)

04 December 2017 08:40 - by Wallace Runnymede

There are lots of thing you should be doing as a Medium blogger, that you haven’t started doing yet!

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‘What Would Jesus Do’ is Sometimes Just a Rubber-Stamp for Your Own Prejudices

‘What Would Jesus Do’ is Sometimes Just a Rubber-Stamp for Your Own Prejudices

03 December 2017 08:30 - by One Tongue Johnny

I find that some people on the left-wing of Christianity are just as complacent and dogmatic (perhaps unintentionally rather than arrogantly) about ‘what Jesus would have done,’ as fundamentalists on the right-wing of Christianity.

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Hollywood’s Schlocky Movies Payback for China’s Shoddy Merchandise, says Industry Insider

Hollywood’s Schlocky Movies Payback for China’s Shoddy Merchandise, says Industry Insider

01 December 2017 02:15 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: HOLLYWOOD—The American movie industry has been releasing the simplest possible movies for overseas markets, especially in China, to pay back the Chinese for flooding the American market with shoddy merchandise, according to Hollywood insider, Wily Hangeron.

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Moving to a New Location Without Stress is Possible!

Moving to a New Location Without Stress is Possible!

30 November 2017 12:31 - by Dexter Sinistri

Moving can become quite a pleasant experience if you outsource it. It is equally true for commercial, residential or long distance relocation. Top Quality Moving provides all of the above mentioned services. You will not be disappointed  by quality or price of our offer.

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Like Mockumentaries? Love Bobby Joe!

Like Mockumentaries? Love Bobby Joe!

30 November 2017 09:25 - by Editorials and Announcements

Hi everyone! Just a quick reminder about our Glossy News Kickstarter. We’ve had some unbelievably generous patrons so far, but we’ve still got a good bit to go before we can reach the target for this (sadly!) ‘all or nothing’ fundraising campaign deadline on December 8!

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Christmas Meditations: Are Snowflakes Really ‘Special?’

Christmas Meditations: Are Snowflakes Really ‘Special?’

30 November 2017 09:11 - by One Tongue Johnny

It’s snowing now! The point about snowflakes is not merely that they are unique; this is merely a prejudice of the age. 

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Should You Be Using the Twitter “Mute” Button More Often?

Should You Be Using the Twitter “Mute” Button More Often?

30 November 2017 06:50 - by One Tongue Johnny

Twitter should be understood as representing the free marketplace of ideas more broadly. Dear normal folk: don’t prostitute yourself to every idiot with a loud and uniformed ‘opinion.’ No need!

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Hollywood Reboots itself, Giving Creative Class over Movie Executives and Producers

Hollywood Reboots itself, Giving Creative Class over Movie Executives and Producers

29 November 2017 02:19 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: HOLLYWOOD—After having rebooted all of its hit movies from past decades, Hollywood has finally gotten around to rebooting itself. The schedule for the reboots consists of a long actual list for of movies to be remade for foreign and domestic audiences that have low standards. Somehow the movie industry found itself on that list.

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5 Spies With More Personality Than Bond

5 Spies With More Personality Than Bond

29 November 2017 11:35 - by Dexter Sinistri

James Bond is probably the most famous spy in the world. He has been at the forefront of world stardom ever since he appeared in the 1962 film Dr No.

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The ‘That’s What You Heard!’ Fallacy: How Postmodernists & SJWs Try to Run Rings Around Rational People

The ‘That’s What You Heard!’ Fallacy: How Postmodernists & SJWs Try to Run Rings Around Rational People

29 November 2017 07:15 - by One Tongue Johnny

It’s very important not to waste time debating postmodernists; because, like other morally corrupt and nihilistic ideological extremists, they don’t believe in rational argumentation; only rhetoric. Some of them even say so!

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Kickstarter for Funny Mockumentary Movie: Are You Gonna Help Sponsor Bobby Joe?

Kickstarter for Funny Mockumentary Movie: Are You Gonna Help Sponsor Bobby Joe?

26 November 2017 06:39 - by Editorials and Announcements

Bobby Joe is the lovable (and equally hateable?) well-meaning redneck from the ‘How It’s REALLY Made’ Documentaries! Scroll through the playlist just linked to above, and find various funny mockumentaries, as well as two funny trailers for the movie. That’s right! He also has a movie coming out…!

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Fake News or Funny News? The Weirdest Headlines of the Weekend! (2/2)

Fake News or Funny News? The Weirdest Headlines of the Weekend! (2/2)

26 November 2017 06:02 - by Wallace Runnymede

Here we go! Hope you enjoyed the previous one. You can always follow us on Facebook, to get some more; see the link at the bottom of the page!

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Fake News or Funny News? The Weirdest Headlines of the Weekend! (1/2)

Fake News or Funny News? The Weirdest Headlines of the Weekend! (1/2)

26 November 2017 05:38 - by Wallace Runnymede

You can always trust Glossy News to be the funniest peddlers of mirth of all, in the entire DISHONEST FAKE NEWS MEDIA As a certain person calls it!

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Bobby Joe’s Funny Christmas Song: “Christmas My Kiddos”

Bobby Joe’s Funny Christmas Song: “Christmas My Kiddos”

26 November 2017 04:57 - by Wallace Runnymede

NOTE FROM WALLACE: I’m posting this on behalf of Glossy News supremo Brian K. White! Fans of the Pogues will love this affectionate (not entirely so!) song from his satirical alter ego, Bobby Joe.

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