Global Fertility Crisis: Pastor Pat Robinson Warns His Sperm Count Has Dropped to Unprecedented Levels

Global Fertility Crisis: Pastor Pat Robinson Warns His Sperm Count Has Dropped to Unprecedented Levels

10 October 2017 06:10 - by Wallace Runnymede

Pat Robinson has warned that Western civilization is in mortal peril, because of declining sperm counts. Scientists recently sounded the alarm on this issue; but reluctant to lie idly on the sidelines of any contentious debate, Pastor Pat has also given his two cents on this.

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Catch my ‘Ask Me Anything’ Session on AMA Feed!

Catch my ‘Ask Me Anything’ Session on AMA Feed!

09 October 2017 03:42 - by Wallace Runnymede

Have you heard about AMA Feed? This site provides a platform for writers. I am doing an ‘Ask Me Anything’ Session on Wednesday.

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Progress-Conscious Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Get Run Over by Cars

Progress-Conscious Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Get Run Over by Cars

09 October 2017 07:47 - by Wallace Runnymede

Notable human rights paragon the Kingdom of Saudia Arabia, who recently got a top spot at the UN for being nice to women, have introduced yet another stunningly liberal gender measure.

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Weaponized Sarcasm: Some Snarky Tweets on Neocons

Weaponized Sarcasm: Some Snarky Tweets on Neocons

07 October 2017 06:04 - by One Tongue Johnny

Here are some lightly-edited tweets of mine, poking fun at and exposing the neoconservative menace. Don’t forget to follow me! Neocons are Lord Sauron, who covet the Ring of Power for evil’s sake. Liberal Interventionists are Saruman, the ‘moral’ alternative!

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Cryptocurrencies – What are They and How can I Use Them?

Cryptocurrencies – What are They and How can I Use Them?

06 October 2017 10:55 - by Dexter Sinistri

This guide explains what cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin are, it sheds light on how they function and provides examples of common usage. It’s a good starter guide for those seeking to get into the field.

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In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn’t Exist.

In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn’t Exist.

06 October 2017 06:00 - by rfreed

In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of the biggest mass shooting in U.S. history, so-called ‘American’ gun nuts have retorted that the whole episode is just another great liberal hoax, and that Las Vegas doesn’t even exist. The Gun Enthusiasts Needing Obscene Calibers of Insidious Death Engines (G.E.N.O.C.I.D.E.), a firearm cult group, has […]

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Instagram ‘Male Feminist’ Lauds His Flat-Chested Girlfriend for Not Getting Breast Implants

Instagram ‘Male Feminist’ Lauds His Flat-Chested Girlfriend for Not Getting Breast Implants

06 October 2017 05:45 - by Wallace Runnymede

A leading Instagram Feminist (sic) from the “Male Community” (as his college classmates call it) has recently ended up on the wrong side of the Female Community.

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Jeremy Corbyn Gaining Increased Support From Most Sectors Of British Society

Jeremy Corbyn Gaining Increased Support From Most Sectors Of British Society

05 October 2017 05:59 - by Swan Morrison

Recent surveys of UK public opinion have consistently confirmed that Jeremy Corbyn is increasingly gaining support from most sectors of British society. Several major political thinktanks have urgently addressed themselves to understanding the reasons behind this surprise phenomenon. A spokesperson from the influential Centre for UK Political Research summarised the issue that has been perplexing […]

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Random Thoughts: Catalonia (Sadly Non-Satire) News Commentary Roundup

Random Thoughts: Catalonia (Sadly Non-Satire) News Commentary Roundup

05 October 2017 05:55 - by One Tongue Johnny

I was initially pretty neutral on Catalonia, as I am very skeptical about all the dogmatism, emotivism and virtue-signalling around complex geopolitical disputes. But I think the grey area is being swallowed up by the brutality of Madrid and the police. Anyone else feeling the same?

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Crazy Cannibal Hannibal Lecter Disgusted He Can’t ‘Take a Knee’ at NFL Matches

Crazy Cannibal Hannibal Lecter Disgusted He Can’t ‘Take a Knee’ at NFL Matches

05 October 2017 05:45 - by Wallace Runnymede

Notorious violent extremist and culinary-diverse social mayhem warrior Hannibal Lecter is “disgusted” and “repulsed” at being forbidden to take a knee from NFL players. I’ve lived in this country so long, I’ve contributed all I have. I’ve never just decided to take, take, take… Well, apart from the odd spare rib. … Or ankle, or […]

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Leonard Cohen and the Risk of Love

Leonard Cohen and the Risk of Love

05 October 2017 05:30 - by One Tongue Johnny

One of the most beautiful things a singer or a creator can do for you is to de-de-humanize you.

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More About New Politically Correct Vatican Seminary for Future Catholic Church Leaders

More About New Politically Correct Vatican Seminary for Future Catholic Church Leaders

04 October 2017 07:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

The Vatican Office have confirmed that Pope Francis is due to make a public announcement tomorrow on his controversial college, as discussed an hour ago on Glossy News. The St Francis School of New Theological Justice has already drawn a degree of controversy for such mildly idiosyncratic study module choices as:

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“Liberal” Pope Francis Gives His Blessing to Alleged Papal “SJW College”

“Liberal” Pope Francis Gives His Blessing to Alleged Papal “SJW College”

04 October 2017 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Pope Francis, current worldwide leader of the Christian Church and most widely beloved social justice icon since Jason X and Chaz Bono, has recent given his “cautious approval” to a new elite Papal college.

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Kim Jong Un Blames “Dishonest Fake News Media” for Smearing “Tremendous” Missile Launch

Kim Jong Un Blames “Dishonest Fake News Media” for Smearing “Tremendous” Missile Launch

03 October 2017 05:50 - by Wallace Runnymede

Charismatic populist President Kim Jong Un recently delivered an inflammatory tirade about the bought-and-paid global MSM hacks who are deliberately lying about his recent “tremendous” and “unbelievable” missile launch successes.

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(GN Video) Chair B ‘n’ B: Why Waste Your Money When  You Can… Just Waste Your Money?

(GN Video) Chair B ‘n’ B: Why Waste Your Money When You Can… Just Waste Your Money?

03 October 2017 05:45 - by Wallace Runnymede

Note from Wallace: Glossy News troublemakers Brian White and Dan Geddes have recently got together with their latest scam: Chair B ‘n’ B!

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Rest in Peace, Tom Petty

Rest in Peace, Tom Petty

03 October 2017 04:30 - by Wallace Runnymede

I’m really tearful about the death of Tom Petty. Not because I knew Tom or ever spoke with him, but because his music gave me so much comfort and consolation at a very difficult time. Even if it seemed like I was just wallowing around in the Mire of Contrition, or even of something much […]

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