Glossy News Classics VIII: Rfreed’s “Second U.S. Civil War Ends In 2017- America Divided East & West”

Glossy News Classics VIII: Rfreed’s “Second U.S. Civil War Ends In 2017- America Divided East & West”

19 March 2017 05:00 - by Glossy News Classics

NEWS OF THE FUTURE- April, 2018 — Many changes have come to America in the years since the second Civil War in 2017. As you well know the increasing partisan tensions between the Democrats and Republicans, brewing in intensity for the last 50 years finally reached their zenith and prompted the great divide that split […]

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Two More Glossy News Classics Coming! American Dystopia & Theocratic Dystopians!

Two More Glossy News Classics Coming! American Dystopia & Theocratic Dystopians!

18 March 2017 06:01 - by Glossy News Classics

For the next couple of days, you’ll see more great Glossy News Classics from our back catalogue! First, Rfreed with a strangely prescient view of the near-future USA…

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Do It Yourself Future News Headlines

Do It Yourself Future News Headlines

17 March 2017 06:02 - by rfreed

If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find things can be quite similar. The rags always seem to be re-circulating the same type of newsworthy cadavers again and again. The names and the places change, but the content is cloned. It gets to the point where you can pretty much predict […]

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New Video Channel!

New Video Channel!

17 March 2017 06:01 - by Video Bomb

Just a quick reminder about my new video channel; containing some old favorites, and some new ones too. Save the link and tell your friends!

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George Osborne Facing Possible Death Sentence in Indonesia for Cocaine Offenses

George Osborne Facing Possible Death Sentence in Indonesia for Cocaine Offenses

16 March 2017 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Former UK Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne (formerly known as Gideon Osborne) has recently been arrested for drug possession and trafficking offenses in Indonesia. Indonesia, like many countries in Southeast and Northeast Asia, has very stringent laws on narcotics. And a number of British citizens have fallen afoul of these drug laws in recent […]

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European Court of Justice: No Headscarf Ban, No Pandering to Religions!

European Court of Justice: No Headscarf Ban, No Pandering to Religions!

15 March 2017 05:02 - by One Tongue Johnny

This is just stupid clickbait from the Whitetop BBC! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39264845?SThisFB Regardless of the unduly inflammatory headline, it’s about the wearing of “any political, philosophical or religious sign.”

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Trots Vs Tories: Is this the Only Possible Option?

Trots Vs Tories: Is this the Only Possible Option?

14 March 2017 05:23 - by One Tongue Johnny

In a well developed economy, you can’t have wealth without reasonable distribution. You can’t have reasonable distribution without wealth. This leads to only one reasonable conclusion:

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The Destructive Effects of Capitalism

The Destructive Effects of Capitalism

13 March 2017 05:00 - by Tom Skulldaney

I wanted to read an article entitled “The Destructive Effects of Capitalism.” It was written by an intellectual who was somewhat right about most everything except practicality. He’s one of those people who writes a lot of those sounds good, won’t work articles. In his last published opinion he used the term green rape when referring […]

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(Trigger Warning) OMG! EVIL ISLAMOPHOBIC BIGOTS BURNING THE BURQA!

(Trigger Warning) OMG! EVIL ISLAMOPHOBIC BIGOTS BURNING THE BURQA!

12 March 2017 05:00 - by One Tongue Johnny

Hate speech is not freedom of speech! How dare these privileged hegemonic Islamophobic bigots impose a single, monolithic interpretation upon the Burqa?!

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Clinton Memes!

Clinton Memes!

10 March 2017 05:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

So brave! Looks at these shameless, worthless warmongers. What have they ever done for you? God only knows. Still, enjoy these memes! Or  not. WE ARE WATCHING YOU…

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Don’t Be Ungrateful to the Clintons!

Don’t Be Ungrateful to the Clintons!

10 March 2017 04:59 - by Wallace Runnymede

What have the Clintons ever done for me? Well, they carved up Yugoslavia and turned their artificial sub-Soviet statelet ‘Kosovo’ into a haven for ISIS choppers. Yeah but what have they really done for me?

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Daniel O’Donnell OUTRAGE! Fans Desert Our Wee Danny in Droves!

Daniel O’Donnell OUTRAGE! Fans Desert Our Wee Danny in Droves!

09 March 2017 05:02 - by Wallace Runnymede

Everyone’s favourite cuddly and genial country singer, Daniel O’Donnell, has enraged thousands of fans in Ireland, both North and South. Apparently, the man unfortunately caricatured by malicious critics as the housewife’s favourite, is actually not in the least partial to a cup of tea and a wee biccie.

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Salon Slam Slanderous Syrian Smearwork, Big Up Blair

Salon Slam Slanderous Syrian Smearwork, Big Up Blair

07 March 2017 05:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

Recently, we discussed a leaked Syrian intel document. It turns out that the UK government and the Tony Blair Faith Foundation have all been identified as violent extremists. However, notable champagne socialist and latte liberal rag Salon objects strongly to this “hideous misrepresentation of the tragically beleaguered and oppressed humanitarian interventionist community.” One radical Salonista […]

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Syrian Intel Identify UK Gov, Tony Blair Charity as ‘Violent Extremists’

Syrian Intel Identify UK Gov, Tony Blair Charity as ‘Violent Extremists’

07 March 2017 05:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Syrian is currently in the middle of a fairly brutal and bloody civil war. And yet, Syrian intelligence have still managed to find the time to pompously moralize and point the finger at some of the innumerable vicious and dangerous out-for-blood extremists and fanatics who, they claim, are trying to subvert and ultimately destroy their […]

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Contribute to this Hilarious New Satire Book! The Vast Right-Wing Dictionary

Contribute to this Hilarious New Satire Book! The Vast Right-Wing Dictionary

06 March 2017 05:01 - by Editorials and Announcements

Is there a Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy? Maybe, maybe not. There is certainly a Vast Right-Wing Dictionary, though! But help is needed… Can you help give definitions of words that satirize and parody right-wing understandings of them? Before you ask, yes there probably should be a Vast Left-Wing Dictionary too. But let’s make some good progress […]

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American Voter Turnout shrinks to Six People in 2028

American Voter Turnout shrinks to Six People in 2028

05 March 2017 10:34 - by Benjamin Cain

In the year 2028, voter turnout fell in the United States to such an extent that only six people voted in that year’s presidential election. The winner, Republican Lee Dumbluck, received three of the six votes, while the Democrat received two and the sixth went to a third party candidate. Most Americans still consider their […]

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