The Dreaded Dredge: Is there Any Reason for Sifting Through Your Crammed Twitter Inbox?

The Dreaded Dredge: Is there Any Reason for Sifting Through Your Crammed Twitter Inbox?

26 November 2017 04:35 - by One Tongue Johnny

Twitter is an essential social media platform for many people. But sifting through your crammed inbox can be a dispiriting task.

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Sexual Revolution: Yea or Nay?

Sexual Revolution: Yea or Nay?

26 November 2017 04:19 - by One Tongue Johnny

Sexual revolution? Yea or nay?

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Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being A Turkey At Thanksgiving.

Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being A Turkey At Thanksgiving.

24 November 2017 01:27 - by rfreed

In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House, the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said:

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MSNBC: “Donald Trump Maintains Resounding 90% Approval Rating… In Russia!”

MSNBC: “Donald Trump Maintains Resounding 90% Approval Rating… In Russia!”

24 November 2017 01:26 - by Wallace Runnymede

The cutting-edge liberal journalists of MSNBC have recently provided some astonishing revelations about the POTUS. The home of Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, and other people slightly to the left of Fox News and Infowars, has recently come up with some very interesting news about The Donald.

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Avoiding Fuel Poverty: A Serious Guide

Avoiding Fuel Poverty: A Serious Guide

24 November 2017 01:25 - by One Tongue Johnny

OK, so this one is not satirical! Fuel poverty is a big problem in the UK,  USA, India, China, and many other countries. But I’ve actually found a way to balance saving money on heating, with avoiding getting unwell from the cold!

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Right-Wing Media Finally Embrace SJWs

Right-Wing Media Finally Embrace SJWs

24 November 2017 01:24 - by Wallace Runnymede

Shona Grammy and Super Bill Frieli from Weasel News broke down in tears yesterday when they realized that the people they had been dismissing for years as “Whiney, crybaby Reddit SJWs” were actually people just like them.

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Capitalism Undermined Every Day by Well-Heeled, Homeless, Entitled Middle-Class Scroungers

Capitalism Undermined Every Day by Well-Heeled, Homeless, Entitled Middle-Class Scroungers

24 November 2017 01:23 - by Wallace Runnymede

The national magazine sold exclusively by the homeless, Big Woop, has faced many damning criticisms in its time. Allegations abound of aggressive selling techniques which are harming the Universal Beltway Interest of Our Common Humanity and/or that of the Golden Pigsty (or, if you prefer, of the Houses of Perishing in Warminster).

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Richard Littlejohn and Polly Toynbee Finally Reach Consensus

Richard Littlejohn and Polly Toynbee Finally Reach Consensus

24 November 2017 01:21 - by Wallace Runnymede

This is an excerpt from the debate I hosted between Richard Littlejohn and Polly Toynbee on a well known, highly-respected and thoroughly unbiased media outlet. Have a look; just in case you, by any strange chance, managed to miss it. Littlejohn: No, I’m serious Polly, really Polly, this has gone too far. It was one […]

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Bill O’Reilly’s “Blue Sky Denialism” Controversy

Bill O’Reilly’s “Blue Sky Denialism” Controversy

24 November 2017 01:20 - by Wallace Runnymede

Democratic politician Barney Frank may be retired now, but he’s still enjoying (as much as ever!) the witty repartee and genial jousting in the Fox News studio. Yup! A Bill O’Reilly clip has just gone viral, where the Fox commentator reduces Barney to abject bemusement regarding Frank’s far-left socialist-welfarist-eco-freakian “Big Lie” about the sky being […]

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Republications Tomorrow from Another Great Satire Outlet: & Should You Cut or Grow the Pie?

Republications Tomorrow from Another Great Satire Outlet: & Should You Cut or Grow the Pie?

23 November 2017 02:21 - by Wallace Runnymede

I’ve written for many satire outlets in the past. One of the first ones I ever wrote for, apart from Glossy News (remember to like our Facebook page!) is The Spoof.

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Dodgy, Machiavellian “House of Cards” Creep Thinks UKIP is Too Extreme for Him

Dodgy, Machiavellian “House of Cards” Creep Thinks UKIP is Too Extreme for Him

23 November 2017 12:57 - by Wallace Runnymede

The sinister, sleazy Creep-in-Chief from House of Cards has decided that things have gone too far. Wild as he is, even UKIP is too much.

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Sexual Battle Lines drawn between Toxically Masculine Trolls and Devious Lesbian Feminists, argues Social Scientist

Sexual Battle Lines drawn between Toxically Masculine Trolls and Devious Lesbian Feminists, argues Social Scientist

23 November 2017 10:07 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: WHYNOT, NC—Hermann Gunzenhauser, a social scientist at True Dat University, has published a paper extrapolating the long-term effects of the proliferating allegations of sexual harassment and molestation in the entertainment industry and in government, business, and all other social sectors.

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How Did I Get our Facebook Page to Take Off? Advice for Bloggers…

How Did I Get our Facebook Page to Take Off? Advice for Bloggers…

22 November 2017 01:38 - by Wallace Runnymede

It’s very important for satire sites to get a page on Facebook. So it’s not surprising that Glossy News has our own Facebook page. (Don’t forget to like it, after you’ve shared this article!) But for quite a while, our stats were poor.

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Human Rights in Repressive States: Pragmatism or Principle?

Human Rights in Repressive States: Pragmatism or Principle?

22 November 2017 01:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

Saudi Arabia has received a poor rating on the Gender Index site. The 1992 Basic Law of Saudi Arabia does not guarantee gender equality.

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Druids and Pagans Curiously Favourable Towards Islamic State / ISIS

Druids and Pagans Curiously Favourable Towards Islamic State / ISIS

22 November 2017 12:49 - by Wallace Runnymede

Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo Bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant.

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Is This the End of Daniel O’Donnell? Irish Country Music Celebrity has his Worst Scandal Yet

Is This the End of Daniel O’Donnell? Irish Country Music Celebrity has his Worst Scandal Yet

22 November 2017 12:43 - by Wallace Runnymede

Everyone’s favourite cuddly and genial country singer, Daniel O’Donnell, has enraged thousands of fans in Ireland, both North and South. Apparently, the man unfortunately caricatured by malicious critics as the housewife’s favourite, is actually not in the least partial to a cup of tea and a wee biccie.

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