Chapter 14: Townhall Empire? (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Chapter 14: Townhall Empire? (Honest Adolph Volume III)

29 July 2017 09:34 - by Wallace's Books

Adolph Adams finally stood up. His candidature was finally to begin, at this small ‘fringe’ event. His bald head shimmered a little under the uneasy light.

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Chapter 13: Big Trouble with Little Pimps (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Chapter 13: Big Trouble with Little Pimps (Honest Adolph Volume III)

28 July 2017 07:05 - by Wallace's Books

At 6 am, the cleaner finally came round. She gazed helplessly at Dickie. She knew who held all the power here. “Why you didn’t tell me. You could have call me,” she wept. “Why you didn’t call? Why you didn’t? We have more people coming, and… and… and…” There was not the slightest twitch from […]

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5 Dumb Gambling Mistakes that Smart People Make

5 Dumb Gambling Mistakes that Smart People Make

28 July 2017 03:19 - by Dexter Sinistri

Even professional gamblers can make stupid mistakes from time to time. These mistakes are mostly due to unnecessary confidence. However, as with any other business, when playing casino games, it is necessary to never distract attention and follow certain rules. Avoid making the following mistakes:

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Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump.

Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump.

27 July 2017 07:30 - by rfreed

Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that has causes them to review their intelligence statuses. The present President-select has provided them with an problem in categorizing him that they had to labor to overcome. What […]

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Chapter 12: If You Love Me, Stay Woke! (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Chapter 12: If You Love Me, Stay Woke! (Honest Adolph Volume III)

27 July 2017 04:19 - by Wallace's Books

“No,” muttered Pastor Trilby. “Nothing else…. They searched the house so thoroughly.” K’Simah frowned and took the letter. “All those years; and all I get is this lousy piece of paper. Disgusting. Otis, you… you… you…”

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Male Sperm Counts Lower; Women Blamed

Male Sperm Counts Lower; Women Blamed

25 July 2017 02:13 - by NickFun

Researchers from Israel, The US, Denmark and Australia have reported that male sperm counts have declined 60% in the past 40 years and claim that women simply aren’t doing enough to give their man a good, hard stiffie.

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Beautiful Women Conceal their Hotness to attract Nice Guys

Beautiful Women Conceal their Hotness to attract Nice Guys

25 July 2017 06:05 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: NEW YORK—A growing number of beautiful single women curse their physical charms, fearing that worthy men aren’t attracted to them so much as intimidated and liable to defecate in their pants before even thinking of approaching them.

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Drugs Policy Interview: Donald Trump

Drugs Policy Interview: Donald Trump

25 July 2017 12:47 - by Wallace Runnymede

WALLACE: Hi Donald! I hear you wanted me to interview you. You must be on something. How’s all that ‘smash the MIC’ shit workin’ out for ya?

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Blair Bombshell: “Tories Ignored my Warning Not to Intervene in Libya”

Blair Bombshell: “Tories Ignored my Warning Not to Intervene in Libya”

24 July 2017 07:15 - by Wallace Runnymede

Former Prime Minister and most hated man in Britain Tony Blair has recently dropped a devastating bombshell that is sure to restore his flagging reputation beyond all measure.

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Northern Proverbs: Drug ‘Em Up Like a Raet Smack’ead

Northern Proverbs: Drug ‘Em Up Like a Raet Smack’ead

23 July 2017 11:29 - by Wallace Runnymede

Northern England has the best proverbs. Trust me. You’re gonna love ’em! All these wise sayings. Incredible! Crack before port, is a well good snort.

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If You Think Therapy is a Scam, You’re Absolutely Batshit Crazy

If You Think Therapy is a Scam, You’re Absolutely Batshit Crazy

22 July 2017 07:30 - by One Tongue Johnny

It’s really unsettling how there’s all this one-sided criticism of psychiatrists and therapy. OK, some people have had negative experiences, but there’s no one-size-fits-all approach. Some people like CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy). Some find DBT (Dialectical Behavior Therapy) encouraging. Others stick with some form of psychoanalysis.

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Club Punishes Talk Show Audiences for Drowning out Guests with Lingering Applause

Club Punishes Talk Show Audiences for Drowning out Guests with Lingering Applause

21 July 2017 06:31 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Investigators have uncovered a club devoted to shaming audience members of American talk shows whose clapping and other loud reactions to the guests’ remarks often drown out what the guests are saying, wasting the time of the viewers at home. Based in LA, the club is called Citizens for Silencing Audience Noise. Ray […]

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