Sneezing is One Tenth of an Orgasm: Islamic State Make War on Moldy Houses

Sneezing is One Tenth of an Orgasm: Islamic State Make War on Moldy Houses

08 June 2017 05:40 - by Wallace Runnymede

ISIS and dodgy landlords. One is an evil gang of nefarious gangsters and mafiosi, who give zero fucks about anyone else, and will trample over anyone in their day, doing whatever it takes to expand their evil empire. The other one is an Islamic terrorist organization! Still, it turns out that the freewheeling, freeriding anarcho-capitalist […]

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Boosting Your Satire Book Sales Rank Without Cheating

Boosting Your Satire Book Sales Rank Without Cheating

08 June 2017 05:22 - by Wallace's Books

The best way to boost your sales rank is to sell books! There are other ways too. Some involve cheating though, and this is likely to cost you in the long run. However, there are other ways of potentially boosting your sales rank without BAD-about-it. Read on, if you want to get a quick Espresso […]

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Chapter 8: If That is Your Humanity, I Want No Part In Humanity (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 8: If That is Your Humanity, I Want No Part In Humanity (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

07 June 2017 05:47 - by Wallace's Books

Second bravura speech of the novel! Last chapter, we had Dr Saul Friedman’s stirring defence of liberty and traditional American democratic values. This time, however, it’s Senator Bubble, with an utterly horrifying counter-assault upon Saul, and all true loves of real American liberty and peace. Read on to get a taste of what Bubble has in store […]

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Chapter 7: The Great RINO Hunt (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 7: The Great RINO Hunt (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

06 June 2017 05:49 - by Wallace's Books

WOAH! The first bravura speech of the novel. Now isn’t THIS exciting! Watch out for Saul’s epic defence of liberty as he hands the MIC and corrupt-as-hell political class verbal beheading. Will you be there to cheer him on?

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Chapter 6: Waiting for Adolph (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume 1)

Chapter 6: Waiting for Adolph (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume 1)

05 June 2017 05:49 - by Wallace's Books

This is really so, so sad! Poor Saul. And poor Lucy. Let’s hope they can make some progress one day!

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Chapter 5: Dirty Videos (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 5: Dirty Videos (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

04 June 2017 05:49 - by Wallace's Books

The man’s vicious cruelty knows no bounds. If this is the kind of person Saul, Deborah and Adolph have to content with, they’d better be on their guard. Let’s have a look at what ol’ Bubbiebums is doing with his sinister video collection. Putting the NASTY into ‘video nasty,’ or at least ‘nasty videos.’ Feel […]

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4th Preview of the “How it’s REALLY Made Movie”

4th Preview of the “How it’s REALLY Made Movie”

04 June 2017 05:26 - by Brian K. White

Preview of the upcoming “How Bobby Joe REALLY Do” Mockumentary. This is the fourth preview, and with yet new characters you’ve never seen before. Would love to hear your feedback here or on YouTube. It’s still rough and has yet to be color corrected or audio balanced, but this should give you a tiny of […]

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Chapter 4: Sisterhood is Treason (Honest Adolph Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 4: Sisterhood is Treason (Honest Adolph Serial, Volume I)

03 June 2017 05:49 - by Wallace's Books

Ohhh, for the love of… You remember how vile Senator Bubble was to his Nicaraguan maid, Marta, in Chapter 1? Well, not only is he a racist and a misogynist, but his woman-hating extends even to his own family. This chapter isn’t easy to stomach. But we all know what political power does to people […]

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Manchester Bomber Meets Allah for the First Time (And Buddha Too)

Manchester Bomber Meets Allah for the First Time (And Buddha Too)

03 June 2017 05:25 - by Wallace Runnymede

Hellfire?! But I did everything you asked me to! WTF?! You got the power cut to your head, son! No, I did it all, your Celestial Highness. Like, for real! Hang on, I think I’ve lost the thread here. What exactly did you think I asked you to do? Like, killing children, attacking civilians, shredding […]

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Chapter 3: Waiting for the Messiah (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume l)

Chapter 3: Waiting for the Messiah (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume l)

02 June 2017 05:35 - by Wallace's Books

Saul was not weak last time we saw him, but he was certainly frail. He’s waiting on something. Or someone? Can even divine intervention save America from the likes of Senator Marcus Charleston Bubble and his corrupt-as-hell political establishment? God only knows! Let’s see what wisdom Saul has to offer us.

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Chapter 2: Two Spoons An’ Yer Quarter-Half (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 2: Two Spoons An’ Yer Quarter-Half (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

01 June 2017 05:59 - by Wallace's Books

Urgh! I can’t believe what a vile person that Senator Bubble is. So, I think it’s about time we met one of our heroes. Time to shake hands with Saul Terence Magilligan Friedman. He may not be an omnipotent superhero, but he’s a hero nonetheless. Remember, Saul and his friends need you to help him […]

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Chapter 1: What Dreams May Come (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 1: What Dreams May Come (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

31 May 2017 08:53 - by Wallace's Books

Wow! What’s happening here? Is it that arrogant jerk Senator Bubble acting up again?! Let’s hope Adolph and his friends can stop him from getting any more powerful. Our three friends are the only people standing in the way of more endless war, and a never-ending regime of political greed, corruption and self-serving brutality. Will […]

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Serial Starting: Volume I of Honest Adolph

Serial Starting: Volume I of Honest Adolph

30 May 2017 05:56 - by Wallace's Books

Volume I of my anti-war novel, Honest Adolph, is now being serialized for the second time.

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3rd Preview of Bobby-Joe The Movie (Exclusive)

3rd Preview of Bobby-Joe The Movie (Exclusive)

29 May 2017 05:26 - by Brian K. White

Preview of the upcoming “How Bobby Joe REALLY Do” Documentary. This is the third preview, but the first with more characters included. Let me know what you think, guys! Yes, it’s still rough. It has yet to be color corrected or audio balanced, but this should give you a tiny of taste of what’s in […]

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Author of “How to Be A Success” Guides Dies a Dismal Failure

Author of “How to Be A Success” Guides Dies a Dismal Failure

28 May 2017 05:17 - by Kilroy

Kilroy Kovacs, prolific publisher of the popular “How to Be a Success” guides, has been found dead in his car outside of Peculiar, Missouri. Cause of death has not been determined. Kovacs was the author of two dozen “How to Be a Success” books and published in thirteen countries. Sales are estimated at between 5000 […]

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Man Unable to Apply a Lifetime’s Research into Self-Improvement, Dies Wholly Unsuccessful in Life

Man Unable to Apply a Lifetime’s Research into Self-Improvement, Dies Wholly Unsuccessful in Life

27 May 2017 09:49 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: NEW YORK CITY—A connoisseur of self-help books has died alone and impoverished after having spent years locked in his apartment, practicing to be a better person. Albert Dunderhead had an impressive collection of self-help manuals, as attested by the landlord who found Albert’s body. “Albert once showed me his library,” said the landlord, “and […]

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