I am Not Unity, and I am Not Division
The only thing to be afraid of is fear itself. Be good to the one person who needs your respect and gentleness more than any other person.
Fake News for Fake People: (3/3)
This is KIND OF fake news, insofar as it hasn’t actually happened yet. Loudmouthed Boston characters to replace the previously shy & retiring NYC ones? C’mon, people! MAKE IT HAPPEN Here’s a salutary lesson for INTELLIGENT Twitter users… Or not…
Fake Memes for Fake People: (2/3)
WTF? Did Orwell actually say this? Citrus surprise looking a little bitter Fake tan, fake opinions, fake Trump card Fake-o liberals and conservatives in Germany think book burning is more effective than winning the argument against fascism
DNC Discovers Secret of Transformational Leadership
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—A Democratic National Committee taskforce concluded its investigation into how Donald Trump has managed to be a transformational president.
Fake Memes for Fake People: (1/3)
Whatever happens, Ensuite Johnny gonna Ensuite! Lookin’ pretty chill there, bro! Dave on his best behaviour for the New Year? Pigs will fly! 😉 There are those who demonize and stereotype autistic folks. But then, there are also those self-diagnosed…
Real Fake News is Losing Credibility
Real Fake News (RFN) is the only non-partisan news source left. And its integrity is under sustained attack by the peddlers of illegitimate fake news. It’s being stomped on by those charlatans who declare themselves honest, rational and accurate. Abdul…
Republican Party Flip-Flop, Embrace ‘Sodomy’
Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. Ezekiel 16: 49
Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse
In a groundbreaking pronouncement, the International Forum of Theoretical Physicists today stated that Donald Trump’s election confirmed the existence of the multiverse. At a press conference held at the National Academy of Sciences, Belinda Suarez, IFTP’s executive director, declared that…
Coalition of a Hundred Countries goes to War for Regime Change in the United States
Dateline: MOSCOW, Year Three After Trump—Three years into Trump’s presidency, a “new coalition of the willing,” of over a hundred countries led by Russia, China, and Europe declared war on Trump’s “rogue regime,” citing in a public statement: “the lunacy…
Sign on Trump’s Lapel Provides Running Tally of his Lies
President Trump’s staff fastened a digital sign to Trump’s lapel whenever Trump has been set to speak to the media, to stop reporters from having to flail about, guessing whether the president is lying. “It started because I got annoyed…