Fake News for Fake People: (3/3)

This is KIND OF fake news, insofar as it hasn’t actually happened yet.

Loudmouthed Boston characters to replace the previously shy & retiring NYC ones?

C’mon, people!



Here’s a salutary lesson for INTELLIGENT Twitter users…

Or not so much, as the case may be.


Death of a beautiful career?

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Not a fake quote, but easily misunderstood until you probe a little deeper.

Cartman gets an anal probe?

Nah! Ike gets a deeply fastidious one!


Sorry about the small writing. I guess that’s the least of our worries. What IS IT with this pretentious idiot?

(Sorry, did I mean Ted Haggard or Richard Dawkins?)


Don’t worry if the print on that last one was too small to read.
You’re REALLY, REALLY not missing too much.

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