In his Lonely Hour, Trump Embraces the Swamp
April arrives, and like seasons, brings cherry blossoms to bloom in Washington D.C. One side or another deflowers the hopes of Liberty or the Peace Movement. Trump has embraced warfare and the welfare state. The swamp will take away the…
Man With Skin Cancer Loathes Doctors, Dies Without Medical Treatment
Dateline: NEW JERSEY—Morris Berbowski, a 53 year-old man, died from skin cancer after refusing to be treated by any doctor for seven years, because he couldn’t find one who wasn’t “a condescending douchebag.” He was constantly mistreated by medical professionals,…
Glossy News Podcast — 073 (April 1st, 2017)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new bunch of crazy, fun stuff for 2017. * My six year old decided to give up on his dreams of being a cop in favor of being a software (game) programmer….
(Meme): A Lesson from the Donald
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Glossy News Emailing List
We’re currently compiling a mailing list for Glossy News. This is ‘opt-in’ only, rather than ‘opt out,’ because this way is more ethical. Whether or not you’ve had any dealings with us in the past, if you’d like to be…
“Diversity” is as “Diversity” Does
Gotta love diversity! You can be a hater in pretty much any way you want, and that’s OK, because ‘diversity’ is meritorious in itself. If ‘diversity’ means cultural enrichment from Salafi Jihadists, Neo-Nazis, Alt-Right bigots, Holocaust deniers, Humanitarian Interventionists, Anti-Vaxxers,…
Bush Memes: Dead Dynasty, but their Devastation Lives On….
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Here Come the Trots: The Best Trotskyite Chat-Up Lines for Discerning Middle-Class Bachelors
Everybody loves a good Trot. These lovers have got it all: Sobriety, solemnity, petit-bourgeois decency, and best of all… An utter crapload of unrelieved sexual frustration! I coulda said ‘planet-sized intellect’ too, but… Nah! Have a go with these and…
Stalinism Has Never Been So Funny… Or Ridiculous. A Social Justice Joke
You ever hear the one about the Stalinist SJW?
Peering Through the Net
Please remember that the great sages of Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, and most faiths, still have a great deal to teach people. Try and put aside any metaphysical prejudices you may have (or indeed fear of such!) and don’t let…
