Category: World News
‘Can’t Be Arsed Getting Married’ Dude Wants You to Know IMMIGRATION is DESTROYING HIS COUNTRY!!!!!!
Some random dude who ‘just wants to live a little, same as everybody else!’ wants to know that absolutely everything wrong in his country is because of them pesky migrants! Common Glossy News Professor Smiggles investigates. The Reverend Scrotie McScroteface,…
“Anti-Racist” Party Warn: “Coconuts are Taking Over Parliament!”
Jez ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn and his creepy, er, unbearably WOKE sidekicks, has sounded a clarion call about the threat of racism overwhelming the House of Commons. A typically tone-deaf and hypocritical Jezza has graced us with the following incoherent rant:
Trump’s Hair of the American Dog!
In the comical, 2017 Pixar cartoon Ratatouille, a culinarily skilled Rat turns a clumsy and lowly restaurant garbage boy into a master Chef. To everyone, from the kitchen staff to the restaurant’s guest, Alfredo Linguini displays the dexterity and talent…
Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Finally Be King Of Something!
Contrary to scepticism as recently as TODAY, President Extraordinaire Donald Trump has succeeded in buying the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. At first the Danes were not happy at parting with a vast piece of property roughly…
CARCRASH TORY! Our BOMBSHELL LEAK of Amber Rudd Election Slogans!
We just found out the REAL reason for the resignation of disgraced former Tory (is there any other kind of Tory, Labour or Lib Dem politician???) Amber Rudd. And it ain’t what the mainstream media or another legal Source is…
The USA Joins The Brexit Hokey Pokey
The USA and the UK have always had a special relationship, and in recent years it’s been gratifying to see that relationship reach new highs. When the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union, the US couldn’t sit idly…
BOJO OR BUST! The Answers Are Here…
WELL, HOW DID YOU ENJOY OUR EDGY BORIS JOHNSON QUIZ??? #1: LOVE AND HATE But don’t let me ever hear you say hate is your enemy… Love has practically caused me to get you destroyed. If I had hated a…
BOJO OR BUST! Ultimate Boris Johnson Quiz: Who Said These Edgy Quotes???
It’s not a laughing matter…? Of course it is! EVERYTHING IS! đŸ˜› … Or is it? Never mind! See how many you can get… Enjoy and share, if you want to make the Pig ‘n’ Coke club cry! The answer…
Bojo: A Kinks-Flavoured Song Tribute to Britain’s New Reptilian Emperor!
Apologies to the Kinks, but probably not to the Pig N Coke Club… Well I met him in a club down in old Soho Where they drink champagne and it tastes just like Spaffy Bojo O spaffy old Bojo! He…
“Can’t Stop the Cokeheads!” Another Great Cartoon!
NOTE FROM WALLACE: So, the new leader of the Conservative Party has finally been anointed. To accompany our great cartoons from Upchuck and JF we’ve got a nice, nifty, shifty little number from Games of Thrones fantasy, er, FANTASIST! villain…