Category: World News
National Union of Students: “No More Holocaust Memorial Day, It’s Too Offensive!”
Notable Champagne-Humanitarian-Edgy-Rhetorical-Club, the NUS (National-Kropotkinite Union of Sympathisers) have perpetrated yet another in a long line of typically imaginative and flamboyant radical political gestures. Admittedly, the motion was only passed by 19 votes to zero, as most ‘politically conscious’ were…
Elton John in Upside-Down ‘Aeroplane Incident’
British rock star Elton John discovered the aeroplane he was due to fly on was in an upside-down position on the runway at Heathrow Airport London. The iconic rock ‘n’ roll veteran said:
Loony Marxist Creep Jeremy Corbyn Warns: “Unregulated Media More Dangerous than ISIS!”
The UK media landscape will never be the same again, as a beloved figure threatens to treat global fake news MSM corporations very harshly… As they pose a greater threat even than ISIS.
North Koreans Score a Victory Before The Olympic Games Even Begin
Chances like this didn’t come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea. The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once in a millennium chance to be in the Olympics caused Kim Jong Un…
Kim Jong-Un Uses Passing Train to Face-Shave
North Korea leader Kim Jong-Un has released a propaganda film of himself using a passing high speed train to shave his face. In a government campaign that hopes to encourage Korean citizens to reduce their razor purchases, Jong-Un has advised…
Today’s Woke Nonsense Round-Up: Black Britain, Brexit & Bloody Human Rights Abusers!
White Nationalists Due to Be Triggered by Lack of White Britons in Ancient UK Oh dear. It just so turns out the Ethnonationalists are basing their ideas on pseudo-science. Britons from 10 000 years ago weren’t ‘white.’
Most Infuriating Headlines of January 2018 Comin’ Atcha!
If you’re tired of fake news and fake real news as well, get a load of this stuff! Jeremy Corbyn: “Unregulated Corporations More Dangerous than ISIS” Zac Goldsmith: “Jeremy Corbyn More Dangerous than ISIS!”
Tankiesplaining the Islamic State: Not All Terrorists!
What would happen if jihadists decided to use the same excuses Communists use? ISIS aren’t evil; just a deformed jihadist’s bureaucracy.
Is Comrade Corbyn Too Extreme… Or Not Extreme Enough?
I often think of Comrade Corbyn as Blair 2.0. He hasn’t brought anything new of substance.
Ode to Poland (Blessed Among Nations)
Is Moscow then the Third Rome? I know not, of a truth Yet, O Poland! Thou art our second great Jerusalem! Of the perilousness of our longing