Category: World News
Cage the Elephant Parody (There Ain’t No Rest for the Splitters)
I was walking down to Waitrose When out the corner of my eye She said I’ve never seen a pleb Who looks so unenlightened Join me and Jez, so that the workers can be free?
Entirely Fictional Jeremy Corbyn Apparently Less Extreme than the Real One
The new Facebook Page ‘Fuck Jeremy Corbyn’ doesn’t invite you to seduce the Labour leader; nor indeed to get seduced by him, and get some edgy Trot motorcycle rides. Wow! What an amazing find!
Neo-Nazis Condemn ‘Rothschild Media Lies’ About Hitler Facebook Gaffe
Hitler was added to this group in error. Hitler strongly condemns antisemitism, and all other forms of racism, particularly against the pure Aryan race.
YOU ARE FAKE NEWS! The Wackiest Headlines of the Month Thus Far
Kelly-Anne Conway Claims Gorsuch Will Bring an ‘Alternative Perspective,’ Errrrr, REALITY!…’ to SCOTUS Rulings
Jeremy Hunt Warns the Public of… “Cough Your Asshole Out Craze!”
UK secretary of state for health Jeremy Hunt has warned the public of the latest social media craze… ‘Cough your asshole out!
Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’
Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy! Hence Apocalypse, or Apocalypse of St John, or Revelation, or Book of Revelation, or even the…
Putin Reveals Invincible Nuclear Butt Plug
GUEST POST FROM ARTHUR JAMES… HOPE YOU LIKE IT THIS EPIC RUSSIAN NARRATIVE! BUT CAN YOU HANDLE THE “PRAVDA?”
Tony Blair to Form ‘No Bullshit Party’
Ex-UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is to form a new political party, named ‘The No Bullshit Party.’ Speaking at a BBC news conference, Blair said:
David Cameron Admits ‘Monoculturalist Experiment Has Finally Failed’
Like Angela Merkel, David Cameron famously announced in 2011 that multiculturalism had failed. But a recently leaked transcript to a confidential meeting of Cayman bankers and well-heeled Eton toffs shows that he has also failed in his efforts to create…
Bob Dylan Parody (Tangled Up With Trudeau)
Early one mornin’ I was smokin’ a spliff Couldn’t get outa bed Wondrin’ if I’d ever changed the sheets Or if I could still give amazin’ head My folks said my life in Canada Sure was gonna be tough They…