Category: Politics
Child Pornographers, Polygamists Fight for First Amendment Rights
In Washington D. C .a handful of people showed up for the Million Man Child Pornographer March led by the Society of Children in Cinema United by Men (SCCUM). The rally was staged in the conjunction with the Rights for…
John Boehner Finishes Another Pint of Whiskey
John Boehner (R-Ohio) said Tuesday that he wants to have a “conflagration” with President Barack Obama and congressional Democrats over the government shutdown and deadline to raise the debt ceiling. “I wanna half a conflagration, I’m not drowl… drowning any…
Subspecies’ Ears Slowly Forming into Mouths
WASHINGTON—Scientists announced Monday that the subspecies rabia hospes interruptus is projected to undergo radical physical changes in response to their environment and need for survival. “Basically, to continue their way of life, these creatures are forced to protect themselves from…
Child Dodges Trip to National Park
Eleven-year-old Ted Ews has narrowly avoided having to go on a Sunday outing with his family to Big Bend National Park, in Texas. “No,” he shouted, stomping his foot, when his father, Barry, first voiced the idea during dinner the…
The Myth of the GOP Repeal & Replace Talking Point
It was difficult for Republicans to fight against Obamacare. While they tried to vilify it, people actually liked what it stood for, and the rebate checks from premiums didn’t hurt either. But in opposing something designed to fix a national…
The Governments Going To Shut Down? Oh, Pity…….
Shut Down The Government- Yeah!!!!!! SHUT HER DOWN! SHUT HER DOWN! YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Go ahead and shut the dinosaur down! It will be days before most people even would notice. They don’t seem to be able to do much lately except…
Senator Cruz Collapses During Affordable Care Act Filibuster, Needs Obamacare to Recover
While attempting a filibuster in Congress to stamp out the Affordable Care Act, snarkily known as the Obamacare bill by conservatives, Republican Senator Ted Cruz collapsed 15 hours into the epic attempt to derail the legislation. Cruz, an ardent Tea…
Senator Ted Cruz Mutilated by Radical Liberals
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was admitted to the Specialty Hospital Of Washington in Washington DC, missing his nose confirmed party spokeswoman Eileen Wright. A visibly stunned Ms Wright kept shaking her head, but managed to tell reporters that earlier that…
Overpass for Impeachment Collapses
Karma struck on the I-5 Interstate in Carlsbad, California yesterday when one of the “Overpasses for Impeachment” collapsed, sending 12 people to the hospital. According to federal databases, the freeway overpass had recently been graded “functionally obsolete” but still legally…
USA on High Alert As Bushes Threaten Yet Another Bush In Office
News sources have concurred that not one, but two other members of the Bush family are threatening to seek political seats in 2016. The same family who brought you Bush I, Iraq War I and Bush the Second, Iraq War…