Category: Politics
Netan-YAHOO’s Speaks Before The American Congress
The President of Israel, Netan-YAHOO, has given his talk today at the American Congress. His coming to America has been a bone of contention between the Republicans and Democrats (what else is new?) as Netan-YAHOO was not invited by President…
You Heard it Here First: Clinton Finally Admits Lying
In a gently-conducted interview (surprisingly gentle!) on his home turf of MSNBC, Bill Clinton has actually admitted telling a lie. Huh? Ya what? Yes, this is pretty much unprecedented in American history. See the following astonishing words from Clinton: I…
Obama: “ISIS Must Train Our Kids to Use Guns Responsibly”
President Obama is concerned at the harsh stigma attached to militants of the Islamic State. So he has some wise words for the more narrow-minded citizens, who take a merely partisan approach towards the Islamic State… Now let me say…
GlossyNews Scores Exclusive Interview w/ Vlad the Impaler Putin, Czar of Russia
Glossy News has been fortunate enough to be granted an interview with Vladimir Putin, the leader of Russia, a man very much in the news these days. It is not often that the Premier grants anyone from the West an…
GOP/Dems: Post-Orwellian Dictionary of Humanitarian Imperialism (2/2)
Here we go again… and again… and AGAIN™… NaHum-ism National Humanitarianism, or NaHum-ism, is what happens when the petty, cruel, vicious, tearful, artificial boundaries that wantonly and cruelly constrain the human spirit are broken down and annihilated with an iron…
GOP/Dems: Post-Orwellian Dictionary of Humanitarian Imperialism (1/2)
Over here in Euroweenie land, they say about the Hitler-Stalin pact: “Les extrêmes se touchent.” …Or in Universal Anglo-Esperanto, to wit, the King James of Jesus, Rush Limbaugh, John Kerry and other notable figures (-ish): “Opposites meet.” So it’s only…
Tory Candidates: As-Yet-Entirely-Unspeculated Cameron Coup (2/2)
I’m going to list for you all the Tory politicians I admire and respect and who I think fully deserve to be UK PM… … … …
Tory Candidates: As-Yet-Entirely-Unspeculated Cameron Coup (1/2)
The Objective Media (!) has been slandering Wallace Runnymede for his Miliband/Labour-Leak article “bias.” What a dazzling array of Neo-New-Labour candidates…
John McCain Wants My Money, Assumes I’m (Fiscally?) Retarded
Oh Johnny Mac, you were once a man of principle. Now you’re not even a man of interest. With a subject line of “Get out of here, you low-life scum”. Oh this, promises to be great. What follows from there…
Mitt Romney Admits He’s a ‘Douche-bag’
Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney dropped out of the Presidential race yesterday stating that he was not qualified for the job. “I’m a douche-bag”, Romney. “I don’t know what’s going on with the American people. You don’t want a loser…