Category: Top Stories
Blast from the Past: Clinton vs GOP (1/2)
Today, we have a couple of stories from way back! Clinton vs Republicans. Here’s the first one.
Two Double Whammies! Clinton Classics, Plus More from the CIA Hymnbook
Today is a special day at Glossy News; but then again, when is it not? At 6.30 and 7 am Seattle time, we have a double bill of classic Clinton humor from last year’s election campaign.
Corbyn Rejoices: Rotherham Mother Arrested for ‘Islamophobic’ Facebook Rant
The mother of one of the girls who was pimped in Rotherham has recently found herself arrested as a hate criminal.
Two Satires on Hate Crimes & Facebook Later Today
Later today, Jeremy Corbyn decries the ‘neoliberal double standard’ on social media and hate crimes. (He’s no Jihadi Jez, put it that way!)
Donald Trump Bursts
U.S. president Donald Trump has sensationally burst during a Washington press conference.
Bill Cosby, O. J. Simpson to Lecture Serial Killers on Self-Protection
Following the lead of Brock Turner on how to rape someone and not get caught, fellow misunderstood master (alleged) criminals Bill Cosby and O.J. Simpson are to make a campus tour lecturing the serial killer community on how not to…
Hillary Revives Career with Controversial Playboy Appearance
Following in the footsteps of the late-lamented Hugh Heffner, and drawing strength and inspiration from fellow latte liberal Harvey Weinstein, Hillary Rodham Clinton has decided to revive her fortunes with a controversial Playboy interview.
Obama Urges Americans to Stage ‘Democratic Coup’ & ‘Liberal Revolution’ Against Trump
Former President Barack Obama has recently ridden on the coat tails of the Sanders and Ron Paul Revolutions, and advocated a ‘Democratic Coup’ in the United States.
GN Video: Mitch McConnell Parody (VI: Where to Go From Here?)
What’s with these politicians? Image attribution: Mitch McConnell: Turtle or Turtle-like Turd?