Posted in Politics

News Channel Treats Politics as Theater

Dateline: NY CITY—Under the auspices of Europe’s Postmodern Media Group, American entrepreneur Roy Havalaff is launching a cable political news channel that will assume no politician is capable of honesty.

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Posted in War Zone World News

Important Message from the Jihadist-Humanitarian Industrial Complex

Greetings, slaves and serfs of the Neverending and Victorious Project of Our Common Humanity! There is much divisive talk playing off ‘the Party of Humanity’ and ‘the party of the Caliphate.’

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Posted in World News

Godders Bloom Unfairly Represented by MSM

Pre-Brexit story… Post-Brexit laughs!

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Posted in Politics

Canada to Re-Introduce Death Penalty for ‘Serial Hate Speech Offenders’

Pale male metropolitan elitist Justin Trudeau of the Liberal Party , widely famed for his highly woke and tasteful eulogies to deceased Marxist leaders, is now pushing the agenda of ‘Strength Through Diversity’ even further, by reclassifying hate speech as…

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Posted in Biz News World News

Brussels Holy Alliance Slams Controversial New Development Bank

Many prime ministers and presidents from prominent nations have denounced China’s new Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank. However, as this article will show you, the accusations certain national leaders have been making are very revealing.

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Posted in World News

20% of UK Undergraduates Have a More Limited Vocabulary than Donald Trump

Donald Trump is generally known for having a meagre vocabulary. But recent sociological research has shown that Donald J. Trump still maintains a slight edge over the bottom 20% of university graduates in the UK.

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Posted in Sports Scandals World News

Football CRAZY! Wacko England Victory Denialist Challenges Mainstream Views on World Cup ’66

Robust writer and charismatic rhetorician David Irving has just published some astonishing revisionist historical allegations.

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Posted in Crime World News

PSNI/Gardai Smash Radiostar Country Barbiturates Ring

The Irish and British have been at each other’s throats for centuries, in a way that makes the rap grudge between Kanye West and LL Cool J look like as pointless and infantile as a mere peevish World of Warcraft…

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Posted in Top Stories

Angel in Hell: A Satire on Thomas Hardy’s Tess of the D’Urbervilles

Angel Clare: The ranting street corner Calvinist, like Alec D’urberville, makes much of his virtue, by calling himself the worst sinner in creation. In the way, isn’t that precisely what men do?

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Posted in Top Stories

What Might You Expect to Find in the CIA Hymbook?

Do you think there’ll be any more exciting stuff from the CIA and MIC soon?

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