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What Might You Expect to Find in the CIA Hymbook?

What Might You Expect to Find in the CIA Hymbook?

Do you think there’ll be any more exciting stuff from the CIA and MIC soon?

Here are a few possible examples. If you want to write, er, leak any of these, email me: wallacerunnymede @ (minus the spaces, of course).

My Government, My Saviour

How Graft Thou Art

In Cash Alone

Guide Me, O Thou Mighty Wall Street

Ablaze with Me

And Can I Bomb

Abbas, Fatah! Let me Bleed

There is a Greedy Hillary Far Away

Oh, for a Billion Infernos to Raise

It is Wall Street, it is Wall Street… Makes Me Whole!

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