Category: Top Stories
Trump’s Childhood Friend Pens Biography on Trump’s Early Years
Ever wonder what Trump was like as a child? Much like Jesus, his early years are a mystery. In a new book penned by one of Trump’s close childhood friends, we now have a window into the mind of the…
T-Rex & Me: Taking it to the Trump!
NOTE FROM WALLACE: T-Rex has strong feelings about the controversial US leader who is now visiting the UK! So far, a Twitter war with the Mayor of London, Royal family ‘nasty’ dispute, and a bizarre interview with a flamboyantly controversial…
U.S. Puts Tariffs On Each Migrant Attempting To Enter Country.
Congress has finally found a solution to the tsunami of immigrants pouring into the U.S. from all over the world by charging their country of origin a tariff on each and every individual approaching the border. A tariff of $1,000…
Brexit Limericks (TRIGGER WARNING FOR LEAVE & REMAIN!)
There once was a lady called Tess Closed her eyes and she hoped for the best England expected, but half the cabinet defected Maybe just join Yellow Vests? There once was an elitist called Cable
Rex Returns! Doing His Part to Fight Climate Change!
NOTE FROM WALLACE: More funny cartoons from JF! Try clicking the author’s profile for more. Some of the most innovative stuff we’ve seen in a while. Rising at the crack of dawn, Rex destroys a coal-fired power station as his…
Brexit Rage: Rex Won’t Leave the Eiffel Tower Without a Fight!
NOTE FROM WALLACE: More fun with our graphic artist and his naughty dinosaur! We hear a lot about ‘Brexit Fatigue‘ sweeping pro and anti alike; but for Rex, previously the nemesis of Theresa May, it seems more like Brexit FEVER!…
Scientists Opine Impeachment Could Cause President to Spontaneously Combust
Doctors across the country are warning everyone close to the President to watch for signs of spontaneous combustion due to the heat he is receiving after Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report reveals there were crimes committed by Trump during the…
We Interrupt This Breaking News for Breaking News
Wolf Blitzer: This is Wolf Blitzer. Welcome to The Situation Room. We have important breaking news. The Wall Street Journal reports that Democrats in Congress are pushing back against President Trump’s plans to go to war with Iran. They are…
“Moderate” Republicans & Democrats Already Missing Guys Who Genocided a Million Iraqi Civilians!
The unusual rhetorical flavor and idiosyncratic policy approach of Donald Trump has left self-styled GOP moderates and centrist Democrats to reminisce about the golden age when both parties were the greatest force for good (and humanitarian genocide) the world has…
Washington Limericks! (TRIGGER WARNING: NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!)
There once was a loser called Bush Who told old Saddam to vamoosh He tanked the economy And made y’all some enemies And the terror threat went through the roof! ___ There once was a showman called Barry Who was…