There once was a lady called Tess

Closed her eyes and she hoped for the best

England expected, but half the cabinet defected

Maybe just join Yellow Vests?


There once was an elitist called Cable

Who sold out as soon as he’s able

He called the whole country racist

And tried to disgrace us

But he couldn’t save his Tower of Babel!


There once was a leader in France

Who led the whole country a merry dance

He gassed the protestors

But he soon had to confess it

“I’m next to the guillotine, lads!


There once was a pudding bowl Belgian

The only anything anyone remembered

Was how he got down on all fours

And started chewing the floor!

Banana Republic awaits… Niger Delta?


Author: Wallace Runnymede

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