There once was a lady called Tess
Closed her eyes and she hoped for the best
England expected, but half the cabinet defected
Maybe just join Yellow Vests?
There once was an elitist called Cable
Who sold out as soon as he’s able
He called the whole country racist
And tried to disgrace us
But he couldn’t save his Tower of Babel!
There once was a leader in France
Who led the whole country a merry dance
But he soon had to confess it
“I’m next to the guillotine, lads!
There once was a pudding bowl Belgian
The only anything anyone remembered
Was how he got down on all fours
And started chewing the floor!
Banana Republic awaits… Niger Delta?