Category: Top Stories
Famous Americans Who Colluded with the Russians & the Price They Paid!
Robert Hanssen In a Supermax prison in solitary for the rest of his life for selling U.S. classified documents to the Russians. His is considered to be one of the worst breaches of U.S. intelligence ever. Federal Bureau of Investigation….
SCAM ALERT! ‘Pro Religious’ Politicians are NOT a Friend to Religious People!
The dangers of reactionary overshoot: do self-styled populist and conservative politicians who ‘love God’ really want to help religious people?
“ABSOLUTE SLANDER!” Bloomberg EXPLODES at DNC Bribery “LIES!”
Big Mac Bootieshaker and New York Neo-Donaldista Michael ‘Mini Mike’ Bloomberg has gone full ‘FAKE NEWS FRENZY’ on the a$$ of CNN, after said well-beloved Fox News knock-offs and reality fan fic merchants raised some unbelievably degrading allegations that are…
WINNING! So, What’s New This Week on Glossy News Satire?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aaaaaaaand we’re about to hit another exciting week on Glossy News Satire! In the non-satire world, things are pretty hectic. The bustling US Democratic nomination field is narrowing further and further, Trump is still on Twitter doing his thing, pollsters…
Trump Privately Boasts His Mother Invented the Dildo
Davos, Switzerland (Reuters) During one of the conference breaks President Trump, the moral and spiritual leader of American white evangelicals, was overheard bragging to Angela Merkel and non-neomerc environmental activist Greta Thunberg about how his mother had invented the dildo….
Guide to the Republican Primaries
If you’re a betting man or woman, then you’re probably wondering what to do before you place your bets for the US election primaries! There are updates on the ever-changing odds for the political race and luckily, SBD is on top of…
News Of The Future – Trump’s Second Impeachment
For the second time in the long tenure of his so-called presidency, President Trump has been called into question via an impeachment process. The difference this time, however, is that the impeachment has been put into play by a force…
Unaffordable (We Don’t) Care Insurance!
Just tried to sign up for the Affordable Care Act insurance before the deadline. Guess I should, after I severely broke my ankle last year and the hospital wanted $54,000 out of me for less than 20 hours in the…
Billionaire Purple Property Journos Can’t Wait to Tell You About their Foolproof Coronavirus Cunning Plan!
Well-heeled London glitterati media hacks Jon Snow and Nick Robinson just can’t wait to tell you about the latest earth-shattering Coronavirus intervention out there!
Mass Grave Of Evergreen Trees Found In Western Wyoming
A mass grave of viciously murdered evergreen trees has been uncovered in the popular ski resort town of Jackson Hole, Wyoming, near the Idaho border. The local police were alarmed by this discovery which has horrified residents and visitors alike….